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Old 08-22-2012, 09:05 PM   #5851 (permalink)
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Something I keep telling myself to get over this terrible break up I'm going through, is that I will finally meet some chick that's incredible in the sack because my ex was really bad in bed.

Helps me sleep at night
What's it like to sleep with a girl that's bad at sex?

I've only slept with one woman and, I mean, I'm pretty sure that she's pretty damn good. So I don't know what it's like o.o

Sorry if this is an insensitive question :/
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Old 08-22-2012, 09:15 PM   #5852 (permalink)
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so you can be more honey. KIEKIEKIEKIEKIEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
What's with the Popeye laugh?
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Old 08-22-2012, 09:34 PM   #5853 (permalink)
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I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
What's with the Popeye laugh?
What do you mean friend?
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Old 08-22-2012, 09:47 PM   #5854 (permalink)
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Did you always think that or are you just saying that now that she's your ex?
Bit of both. She was pretty bad sometimes though.
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Old 08-22-2012, 09:47 PM   #5855 (permalink)
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What do you mean friend?
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Old 08-22-2012, 09:48 PM   #5856 (permalink)
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What's it like to sleep with a girl that's bad at sex?

I've only slept with one woman and, I mean, I'm pretty sure that she's pretty damn good. So I don't know what it's like o.o

Sorry if this is an insensitive question :/
It sucks. Doing the same moves each time and her not even volunteering as much as I would. She would just lay there. Got really boring.
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Old 08-22-2012, 09:49 PM   #5857 (permalink)
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What's it like to sleep with a girl that's bad at sex?

I've only slept with one woman and, I mean, I'm pretty sure that she's pretty damn good. So I don't know what it's like o.o

Sorry if this is an insensitive question :/
And your frame of reference is... ?
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Old 08-22-2012, 09:53 PM   #5858 (permalink)
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kekekekeke....
I guess I like Popeye's laugh style. I seem to dig it.
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Old 08-23-2012, 12:02 AM   #5859 (permalink)
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How is it offensive honey?
The way you treat women like sex objects?
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Old 08-23-2012, 01:34 AM   #5860 (permalink)
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kiekiekiekieeeee. I love curvy girls

I remember yesterday I went into my college and I found a woman with a very nice booty giving me a wink. She was looking at me in a sexual manner. I could not make my move because my dad would have slapped me.
Fuck up. You're like a parrot. No one cares.
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