The Sexual Experience Thread

[Rjinn]

Well here's the chain.

Drunk -> drunk drugs -> drunk drugs boredom sex -> bored of drunk drugs boredom sex -> drunk drugs -> drunk

[Sansa Stark]

wait are you a girl or a guy?

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Originally Posted by Hermione

I think boobs are extremely oversexualised anyway, but I just hate the excuse ~I'm doing it for me so I feel more attractive~ when A, that's a load of **** you're doing it for men, because the only reason breast implants exist is b/c of the boner factor. Even if you admit it that you're getting them for men, it's stupid.

I would say 90% of the women I have seen with breast implants are totally vapid wastes of space. I've always assumed that women only get breast implants to get the attention they would probably get if they had some semblance of a personality.

[Rjinn]

Girl

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger ?

I would say 90% of the women I have seen with breast implants are totally vapid wastes of space. I've always assumed that women only get breast implants to get the attention they would probably get if they had some semblance of a personality.

Well look at this way. At least they would stay afloat if they were ever thrown into the ocean.

[Howard the Duck]

Originally Posted by Rjinnx

Girl



Well look at this way. At least they would stay afloat if they were ever thrown into the ocean.

or die in an interesting way if the implant was cheap and imploded

[Rjinn]

Or burst out saying "happy birthday".

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

I remember that I was hanging out with people and I remember I saw this woman with a big booty and she almost shaked her nice juicy booty in front of me and I was like damn that is big. The woman gave a wink and she decided to shake her booty more and I rubbed her nice booty. It was quite something.

Dude, your schtick is getting old and boring. Here's a hint: nobody on this site believes your random attention seeking nonsense.

[Salami]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

That's sorta the point. Her boobs are obviously fake, but they look great anyway, her hair is sculpted to the point of ridiculousness and god knows what color it's gonna be, and she's usually covered in some latex outift, creating the epitome of the plastic sex pot. It's the over the top nature of her plasticness that I love.

I see what you mean here, but this is the difference between people who look for proper relationships and people who look for just sex. Someone like her who's gone to such lengths to make herself look like that seems to have focused all her attention on a very superficial, skin deep aspect of being a person. I know it's not what she's after, but I honestly have no interest in people who concentrate their efforts on the first impression.

Oh and by the way, you spelled "colour" wrong.

Originally Posted by FETCHING.

I wish I had the tiniest bit of an arse. I'm lacking back there.

Is the best way to get a bigger arse intentional binge eating?

Only so that I could please Franco with my booty of course.

I wonder if this is his main criterion for a relationship.
In any case I can't help but observe that his view of women is at best medieval.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Salami

I see what you mean here, but this is the difference between people who look for proper relationships and people who look for just sex. Someone like her who's gone to such lengths to make herself look like that seems to have focused all her attention on a very superficial, skin deep aspect of being a person. I know it's not what she's after, but I honestly have no interest in people who concentrate their efforts on the first impression.

The chance that I will ever meet this girl is so remote that I really don't care what her personality is like. Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue is probably a cock, but I still love his music because it doesn't matter to me what he is really like in person.

[FRED HALE SR.]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

The chance that I will ever meet this girl is so remote that I really don't care what her personality is like. Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue is probably a cock, but I still love his music because it doesn't matter to me what he is really like in person.

Met him at the NAMM show. Hes a very cool guy.