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Old 08-21-2012, 10:44 AM   #5801 (permalink)
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I'm not gonna front like I wouldn't hit that. Shes got a great ass.
Now you're sounding like Franco! Her boobs would get in the way though, for sure
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Old 08-21-2012, 10:47 AM   #5802 (permalink)
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I wish I had the tiniest bit of an arse. I'm lacking back there.



Only so that I could please Franco with my booty ofcourse.
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Old 08-21-2012, 10:49 AM   #5803 (permalink)
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I have never seen anything so fake in my entire life before.
That's sorta the point. Her boobs are obviously fake, but they look great anyway, her hair is sculpted to the point of ridiculousness and god knows what color it's gonna be, and she's usually covered in some latex outift, creating the epitome of the plastic sex pot. It's the over the top nature of her plasticness that I love.
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Old 08-21-2012, 10:50 AM   #5804 (permalink)
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I have never seen anything so fake in my entire life before.
she looks like plastic
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Old 08-21-2012, 12:39 PM   #5805 (permalink)
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I have never seen anything so fake in my entire life before.
**** THAT, she has fake boobs. I like natural girls. Shur I don't want their boos to be lyin to me atall ataall.
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Old 08-21-2012, 01:50 PM   #5806 (permalink)
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agreed, looks too much like plastic.
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Old 08-21-2012, 02:40 PM   #5807 (permalink)
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Breast implants weird me out so much! OMG I can't w/ them whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I've dated two dudes whose mothers have titty implants and that even feels weirder. My current boyfriend's mother has them, and I always think its weird when she talks about how freakish I am for having tattoos and unnaturally coloured hair when she's a fifty year old woman with breast implants... stahp just cause you're insecure about your body doesn't mean you to have to comment on mine, thx
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Old 08-21-2012, 03:54 PM   #5808 (permalink)
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I remember that I was hanging out with people and I remember I saw this woman with a big booty and she almost shaked her nice juicy booty in front of me and I was like damn that is big. The woman gave a wink and she decided to shake her booty more and I rubbed her nice booty. It was quite something.
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Old 08-21-2012, 05:15 PM   #5809 (permalink)
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I've dated two dudes whose mothers have titty implants and that even feels weirder.
Why are you feeling your boyfriends' moms' boobs?
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Old 08-21-2012, 05:18 PM   #5810 (permalink)
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Why are you feeling your boyfriends' moms' boobs?
I'd call it strange but it just sounds all kinds of right.
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