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Old 08-19-2012, 06:08 PM   #5781 (permalink)
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Hate to burst your little love bubble, but if things don't work out, you're going to take it EXTREMELY hard. I've learned this already
And that's when you learn to pick yourself up and move on with your life.
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Old 08-19-2012, 06:16 PM   #5782 (permalink)
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And that's when you learn to pick yourself up and move on with your life.
It's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
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Old 08-19-2012, 06:36 PM   #5783 (permalink)
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It's better to have loved and lost than to have died tragically in a parachuting accident.
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Old 08-19-2012, 06:51 PM   #5784 (permalink)
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I got my foot stuck in that shelf bit that runs down the side of the car door once during some illicit conduct,and while that was a bit awkward it wasn't as uncomfortable as explaining to my mother how a footprint that clearly did not belong to me had achieved presence on the inside of her windscreen
That's nothing. A few months ago we stayed overnight at my parents house and thought we could sneak in some quiet sexy time without consequences. Well, we managed to get caught in the floor length curtains and while trying to get out, they got torn down and the brackets came out of the wall leaving gaping holes in the drywall. That led to a very awkward conversation over breakfast the next morning.
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Old 08-19-2012, 07:28 PM   #5785 (permalink)
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Being a musician and having been on the fringes of the business more than 30 years, I can say I've probably done everything imaginable, or had same back at me. I'm being polite, being a southerner. Plus my wife is near.
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Old 08-19-2012, 10:23 PM   #5786 (permalink)
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Being a musician and having been on the fringes of the business more than 30 years, I can say I've probably done everything imaginable, or had same back at me. I'm being polite, being a southerner. Plus my wife is near.
Oh, really? Can you please be more specific? I have a VERY wild imagination, so I'm sure there's some things you haven't done heh
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Old 08-20-2012, 03:32 AM   #5787 (permalink)
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oh won't you take me home tonight?
oh down beside the red firelight
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Old 08-20-2012, 10:57 AM   #5788 (permalink)
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This is seriously me. Its very very rare I really like someone. I have like 2 day long crushes. I counted that the longest was about 5 days.
Me three. Don't get me wrong, I'm a horny dude, but actually being interested in another person in a non-purely physical way is very, very rare. I don't know if that's just how I am, or if it's just a result of me working around so many minimum wage retards who can't count their own toes without taking off their shoes.

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It's better to have loved and lost than to stay at home and download increasingly shameful pornography. - Raj Koothrappali
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Old 08-20-2012, 07:04 PM   #5789 (permalink)
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batlord why do you insist on making your avatars of unattractive women?
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Old 08-20-2012, 07:28 PM   #5790 (permalink)
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batlord why do you insist on making your avatars of unattractive women?
Same reason you do yours of unattractive men.
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