The Sexual Experience Thread

[The Batlord]

Why in god's name are we talking about "mail slots" in the Sexual Experience Thread without any kind of metaphors?

[Key]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Why in god's name are we talking about "mail slots" in the Sexual Experience Thread without any kind of metaphors?

Dick in a mail slot.

[Rjinn]

Originally Posted by Ki

Dick in a mail slot.

Or a male slot, like an ass bandit.

[Key]

Originally Posted by Rjinnx

Or a male slot, like an ass bandit.

Or a male slut. Or a mail slut. Dirty dirty mail.

[Salami]

Originally Posted by Burning Down

Hey I heard my boyfriend listening to Abba once, which was super surprising since he doesn't listen to that stuff. I think he still listens in secret though, lol.

Haha, I love that. Love's full of surprises, I guess! One of my mates likes everyone to think he's as hard as nails, but every time I look over his shoulder to see what he's listening to it's either Pink or Rihanna.

Originally Posted by Ki

Or a male slut. Or a mail slut. Dirty dirty mail.

Please tell me that you'd still made this connection before Batlord subtly pointed out the analogy? Because if this thought didn't cross your mind then you really are too innocent to be on the internet!

Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle

Well one thing that I have seen is Gay couples. I have two males kiss and two female kiss. Which is better: Two males making love or Two females making love.

What an unusual question. Do you really think there can possibly be a correct answer to that all humans must eventually agree on?

However I quoted that because it made me wonder about something vaguely related to that question - I've kissed both boys and girls, and always enjoyed kissing boys more. Obviously this is a generalisation from a limited number of people, but boys seem to like to go further, be naughtier and ultimately it's always more fun. What does everyone else think about this?

[Key]

Originally Posted by Salami

Please tell me that you'd still made this connection before Batlord subtly pointed out the analogy? Because if this thought didn't cross your mind then you really are too innocent to be on the internet!

Actually, it only crossed my mind when Batlord pointed out the analogy.

[Rjinn]

Originally Posted by Salami

Please tell me that you'd still made this connection before Batlord subtly pointed out the analogy? Because if this thought didn't cross your mind then you really are too innocent to be on the internet!

Just the internet?

[Key]

So I didn't get the joke when it was being discussed, too bad. I was having a discussion about mailboxes and the like that I didn't really find a reason to look into the discussion as anything else other than that.

[Salami]

Originally Posted by Ki

So I didn't get the joke when it was being discussed, too bad. I was having a discussion about mailboxes and the like that I didn't really find a reason to look into the discussion as anything else other than that.

Nope. Me neither. Either we're too naive to be allowed on here or Batlord is a revolting, perverted, sex obsessed maniac.

[Key]

Originally Posted by Salami

Nope. Me neither. Either we're too naive to be allowed on here or Batlord is a revolting, perverted, sex obsessed maniac.

Or both. 0_o