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Old 08-11-2012, 09:23 AM   #5671 (permalink)
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Damn I feel bad for you. Keep trying, you'll get your chance to make love again.
I just had a very sexual dream with a woman. It definitely woke up.
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:31 AM   #5672 (permalink)
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Damn I feel bad for you. Keep trying, you'll get your chance to make love again.
I just had a very sexual dream with a woman. It definitely woke up.
'round there parts we call that a "wet dream"
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:37 AM   #5673 (permalink)
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'round there parts we call that a "wet dream"
The funnt thing that I did not get wet at all.
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:39 AM   #5674 (permalink)
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i smell something fish-like in the air.........
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

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Old 08-11-2012, 09:39 AM   #5675 (permalink)
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The funnt thing that I did not get wet at all.
You don't know what a wet dream is, do you.
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:42 AM   #5676 (permalink)
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You don't know what a wet dream is, do you.
Honey, what is wet dream?
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:44 AM   #5677 (permalink)
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Honey, what is wet dream?
I'll let Wikipedia take over from here.

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Old 08-11-2012, 09:52 AM   #5678 (permalink)
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I'll let Wikipedia take over from here.

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Wow it has a deep meaning. It will take me time to understand.
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:56 AM   #5679 (permalink)
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Wow it has a deep meaning. It will take me time to understand.
It actually has a very simple meaning - you jizz in your sleep. That's it.
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Old 08-11-2012, 10:13 AM   #5680 (permalink)
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It actually has a very simple meaning - you jizz in your sleep. That's it.
I just burst out laughing in a situation where I shouldn't have burst out laughing, thus making it awkward for myself and others.
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