I remember when I was at the state fair one time, I was going to get some nice drink some Pepsi and some white girl came up to me and thought I wanted to have sex with her and stuff like that. She decided to shake her booty and I did spank pretty hard and she liked it.

Have you ever even had sex?

Nope. I just have spanked booties and touched some female's legs.

I don't think sexually assaulting someone counts as a sexual experience

bring the thread back on track again i just had sex now i'm cooking dinner because i am an awesome girlfriend

bam back on track

KIEKIEKIEKIE. The woman wanted me to spank her butt and I complied of what she asked. She wanted me spank to spank her juicy booty so I did.

so some mysterious Malay girl calls me up and asks me out for a date?

i smell something fish-like in the air.........

probably getting some tonight

I wish I could do that, lol. We can stay in bed for hours afterwards.

You seem like a nice player

havent gotten laid since tuesday

life is rough :(

not so much a "playa" as someone who "gets around"