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Old 07-27-2012, 02:17 AM   #5461 (permalink)
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dongs dongs dongs dongs dongs dongs dongs
You had me at 'dongs'
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Old 07-27-2012, 02:52 AM   #5462 (permalink)
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What is the deal with asian girls not shaving down there? Every japanese porn i've ever seen has girls with bushes the size of small countries.
put "paipan" in your search string
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 07-27-2012, 04:15 AM   #5463 (permalink)
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My booty is not to be made into an object of desire in such a derogatory way, I am not your whore Franco!
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 07-27-2012, 05:16 AM   #5464 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:18 AM   #5465 (permalink)
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Someone had to steer it in the right direction, I don't have any sex stories anymore
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:31 AM   #5466 (permalink)
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I'm just happy that we don't have "sex" the way fish do. Life would be much more lame if we did.
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:44 AM   #5467 (permalink)
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I'm just happy that we don't have "sex" the way fish do. Life would be much more lame if we did.
i still have sex the way fish do, well my discharge, anyway
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:49 AM   #5468 (permalink)
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Has anyone ever been caught? What was your worst experience with getting caught?
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Old 07-27-2012, 07:02 AM   #5469 (permalink)
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Has anyone ever been caught? What was your worst experience with getting caught?
not actually "getting caught" but i was playing with a girl's pussy in her car in a parking lot and a middle-aged lady saw us

with another girl, i was sucking on her breast, also in her car, and a Malay guy saw us
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Old 07-27-2012, 08:35 AM   #5470 (permalink)
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I'm just happy that we don't have "sex" the way fish do. Life would be much more lame if we did.
Dude, if fish just nut all over the female's eggs, does that mean that fish are pedophiles?
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