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Old 07-26-2012, 12:57 AM   #5401 (permalink)
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You just get more wtf the more you post in this thread.
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Old 07-26-2012, 06:13 AM   #5402 (permalink)
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You just get more wtf the more you post in this thread.
The last few posts just made my morning.
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Old 07-26-2012, 06:27 AM   #5403 (permalink)
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The last few posts just made my morning.
You are a funny personnel.
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Old 07-26-2012, 07:28 AM   #5404 (permalink)
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You are a funny personnel.
At my workplace, "personnel" refers to the entire HR department!
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:32 AM   #5405 (permalink)
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The last few posts just made my morning.
Aww Burning Down, thank you for the complement.


I am being honest. Burning Down must be a curvy white woman, I guess.
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:33 AM   #5406 (permalink)
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why is it that everytime I have sex with a woman, her period comes a few days late, she thinks she's pregnant?

do they think I have super-sperm?
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Old 07-26-2012, 09:40 AM   #5407 (permalink)
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Nah, it's probably the unprotected sex that puts that idea into her head.
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Old 07-26-2012, 10:00 AM   #5408 (permalink)
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why is it that everytime I have sex with a woman, her period comes a few days late, she thinks she's pregnant?

do they think I have super-sperm?
You must be a good love maker.
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The problem with Franco Pepe Kalle is that he is a unpredictable character. There is surprising info about this man. You think he only likes Franco and Pepe Kalle but when you find out that he hears other artists, you are shock.

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Important to notice FPK.
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Old 07-26-2012, 10:21 AM   #5409 (permalink)
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Old 07-26-2012, 10:25 AM   #5410 (permalink)
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Aww Burning Down, thank you for the complement.


I am being honest. Burning Down must be a curvy white woman, I guess.
Bootylicious dawg, bootylicious.
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