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04-17-2009 01:27 PM |
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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction
(Post 639865)
It's a sexual experience thread, people. What do you think is going to be posted in here, fvcking cupcake recipes?
Seriously...
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Then lets talk about sexual experiences, although the original poster said something along the lines of 'i dont want to hear your 17 yr old sex stories' half of these arent experiences at all.
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Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect
(Post 639908)
Here's a question to everyone, how many one night stands have you had? Out of the 4 women I've been with, only one of them I was dating, and that's being generous cause we only dated for like 11 days.
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I was in the Navy, and moved alot. Not knowing anyone in town and loving booze leads to a few one night stands. Some of which I was ashamed of the next day (but did it again in the morning sober-er) and a few I was quite impressed with myself.
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Originally Posted by tore
(Post 640073)
Ugh, I'd turn that stuff off .. :(
I can't watch things like that. I turned off 2g1c once I understood what was going to happen. I did sit through this vid with these two jap girls and an octopus, but I dunno. It wasn't so awful, it mostly just made me feel bad for the octopus which was alive through the whole ordeal.
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My buddies watched it a few times then told me about it, and at our daily pong game they tried to get me to watch it. Im over that **** I dont need to see that at all. Ive had my days of lemonparty, tubgirl, meatspin and watching peoples heads get cut off on rotten.com. I like to watch kittens frolicking in meadows now.
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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction
(Post 640082)
lol @ this quote in that wiki:
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As there was no law against humanely f*cking one horse, the prosecutors could only charge Tait with trespassing.
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My girlfriends mom is a super religious woman, how religious you ask? She changed her last name to DeJesus and everyother word out of her mouth is God or Jesus. She approached me at my daughters party last week and said "Do you know that sodomy is illegal?" I was completely shocked and didnt know what to say other than, well we dont do that. I have yet to find out if it really is, but wouldnt that contradict same sex marriage in a way? You must assume in same sex marriage of males thats part of the deal. **** I'd just marry my best bud if SSM werent about ass banging dudes. Her mom and I dont get along to well because she sees me as the antichrist (drugs and profanity) shoulda just said 'you mean i cant stick it in your baby girls ass anymore?'
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