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Old 07-23-2012, 03:31 PM   #5371 (permalink)
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You guys make me lauagh.

I accidently humped as I was about to stand up. I did touch the woman but we did not have any kissing going on but it was a moment where I did not expect to hump a woman accidentally. I even got to hold her hand. Lucky me.
This is esentially what you do to women then "humping"

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Old 07-23-2012, 11:10 PM   #5372 (permalink)
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You guys make me lauagh.

I accidently humped as I was about to stand up. I did touch the woman but we did not have any kissing going on but it was a moment where I did not expect to hump a woman accidentally. I even got to hold her hand. Lucky me.
What.
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Old 07-24-2012, 01:05 AM   #5373 (permalink)
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I was in a place to eat my food, this woman tried to do some acts on me which I did not mind but I stopped her because my parents would yell at me if they say messing with a woman who wanted to give me a lap dance.
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Old 07-24-2012, 05:27 AM   #5374 (permalink)
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We call that "attempted rape" 'round where I live.
attempted "surprise sex"
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Old 07-24-2012, 10:15 AM   #5375 (permalink)
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I was in a place to eat my food, this woman tried to do some acts on me which I did not mind but I stopped her because my parents would yell at me if they say messing with a woman who wanted to give me a lap dance.
Dude, that's ****ed up. You were eating at a strip club?
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Old 07-24-2012, 10:16 AM   #5376 (permalink)
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Dude, that's ****ed up. You were eating at a strip club?
i think he meant he was "eating" something
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Old 07-24-2012, 12:23 PM   #5377 (permalink)
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Dude, that's ****ed up. You were eating at a strip club?
Could have been Hooters, lol. That's as close as a restaurant gets to being a strip club, pretty much.
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Old 07-24-2012, 12:24 PM   #5378 (permalink)
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Could have been Hooters, lol. That's as close as a restaurant gets to being a strip club, pretty much.
No, that's a family restaurant, see:
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Old 07-24-2012, 12:29 PM   #5379 (permalink)
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No, that's a family restaurant, see:
Which one is the stripper?
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Old 07-24-2012, 12:30 PM   #5380 (permalink)
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Dude, that's ****ed up. You were eating at a strip club?
Not unheard of, there's a strip club in Vancouver that does really good pizza by the slice.
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