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Old 07-22-2012, 10:25 AM   #5361 (permalink)
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Another sexual thing that happened to me was when I was swimming and I accidently almost took off a female's swim bra off and almost humped her. It had a sexual feeling and the lady thought we would have some hot sex together. Man that was a unique event as I never thought it qould happen like that.
Sounds like it didn't.
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Old 07-22-2012, 01:32 PM   #5362 (permalink)
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Almost humped her?

How does one go about doing that?
He almost got close enough to her before she ran away.
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Old 07-22-2012, 03:04 PM   #5363 (permalink)
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She was doing the breast stroke.
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Old 07-22-2012, 07:50 PM   #5364 (permalink)
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You guys make me lauagh.

I accidently humped as I was about to stand up. I did touch the woman but we did not have any kissing going on but it was a moment where I did not expect to hump a woman accidentally. I even got to hold her hand. Lucky me.
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Old 07-22-2012, 08:36 PM   #5365 (permalink)
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I think we have different definitions of humping.
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Old 07-22-2012, 09:02 PM   #5366 (permalink)
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You guys make me lauagh.

I accidently humped as I was about to stand up. I did touch the woman but we did not have any kissing going on but it was a moment where I did not expect to hump a woman accidentally. I even got to hold her hand. Lucky me.
Shut up.
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Old 07-22-2012, 11:35 PM   #5367 (permalink)
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I think we have different definitions of humping.
I can respect that. I can respect that.
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Old 07-23-2012, 12:57 AM   #5368 (permalink)
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I don't why but lately I have had sexual tensions with some hot women back in yard in Minnesota. I remember one time I went to Sam's Club and this woman was happily displaying her big juicy booty to me and I was like damn I want to spank that booty which is nice and juicy. I love booty.
You sound like a banging PLAYA!
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Old 07-23-2012, 09:33 AM   #5369 (permalink)
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Another sexual thing that happened to me was when I was swimming and I accidently almost took off a female's swim bra off and almost humped her. It had a sexual feeling and the lady thought we would have some hot sex together. Man that was a unique event as I never thought it qould happen like that.
We call that "attempted rape" 'round where I live.
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Old 07-23-2012, 10:14 AM   #5370 (permalink)
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We call that "attempted rape" 'round where I live.
We call That the Drew Doughty in California. She almost came home with me, and then I ended up humping my hand.
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