the latest twist in the duck love life.

You should write a book about your sexual conquests.

lol i would have assumed this thread full of people telling storys of how when they were taking head orgasmed 100 times harder while listining to Tchaikovsky

I'm sure there is a story like that in here somewhere... :rofl:

We have a different thread for that.

Another sexual thing that happened to me was when I was swimming and I accidently almost took off a female's swim bra off and almost humped her. It had a sexual feeling and the lady thought we would have some hot sex together. Man that was a unique event as I never thought it qould happen like that.

Almost humped her?

How does one go about doing that?

Almost crossing over from foreplay?

How did you know she thought that, did she flat out say it to you? And even then, why didn't it happen, I thought that's what you wanted.

He could tell, coz she was wet.