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Old 06-22-2012, 10:33 PM   #5261 (permalink)
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Oh god yes! I'm seriously starting to hate her. Her show is kinda charming, but I hate the way that they seemed to be shoving her down my throat when it first came on. "Adorkable" is not a word that anybody has ever used before some douchebag suit invented it with the help of a focus group. And that stupid iPhone commercial! Seriously! WHO HAS TOMATO ****ING SOUP DELIVERED?!?!?!?! Nobody that's ****ing who! Except for hipsters trying to convince people that they're quirky.

Well, that was an unhealthy amount of anger towards a random celebrity.
Fuck that commercial, I hate that commercial. Makes her look like a damned moron "is it raining?" as she's LOOKING OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WINDOW!!!!! Fuck that commercial.

Also, I like sex, it's pleasant.
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:47 PM   #5262 (permalink)
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I find it a little weird that she would tell me to say her name, as if hearing her own name turns her on. Not super strange, like asking me to wrap her hair around my dingdong and make love to her do, but still a bit unusual in my experiece.
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some girls here have asked me to say their names in French or German or Italian

it is some sort of turn on with them

problem is how do I actually say a Chinese name in those languages?

it's alright if they have an English name
Yeah but it's totally normal. I've heard a lot of people say it, it's even something you hear on television and stuff like that-- because it's normal.

I would never think it's weird for someone to ask you to say their name. It's so regular.
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Old 06-22-2012, 11:41 PM   #5263 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2012, 03:16 AM   #5264 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2012, 09:00 AM   #5265 (permalink)
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Also, I like sex, it's pleasant.
Is it? I should try it sometime!
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Old 06-23-2012, 09:07 AM   #5266 (permalink)
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does anyone else like to examine their genitals during coitus?

or is that just me?

or ever had the experience where a group of guys agreed to wank in a group with the lights turned off, and when they turn on the lights, it's only me masturbating?
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Old 07-11-2012, 10:47 AM   #5267 (permalink)
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For some reason, when I talk to my girlfriend about nailing her the day before, I tend to build it up and get really excited so when I finally do have sex with her, I can't have an orgasm. But when I'm just in bed with her watching a movie or listening to music or something and I decide I wanna plug her, I have an orgasm. Anyone else deal with this? It's usually the spontaneous sex that I blow a load. I don't understand...

Edit: I was gonna respond to what Howard the Duck said but I merged into this
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Old 07-11-2012, 11:11 AM   #5268 (permalink)
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Hands feel. Lips press. Tongues touch. Up and down up and down, in and out in and out then... Poof! It's done.
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Old 07-11-2012, 04:57 PM   #5269 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2012, 05:28 PM   #5270 (permalink)
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Hands feel. Lips press. Tongues touch. Up and down up and down, in and out in and out then... Poof! It's done.
That was quick.
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