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Frownland 06-22-2012 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1202278)
:laughing:

Oh god yes! I'm seriously starting to hate her. Her show is kinda charming, but I hate the way that they seemed to be shoving her down my throat when it first came on. "Adorkable" is not a word that anybody has ever used before some douchebag suit invented it with the help of a focus group. And that stupid iPhone commercial! Seriously! WHO HAS TOMATO ****ING SOUP DELIVERED?!?!?!?! Nobody that's ****ing who! Except for hipsters trying to convince people that they're quirky.

Well, that was an unhealthy amount of anger towards a random celebrity.
Fuck that commercial, I hate that commercial. Makes her look like a damned moron "is it raining?" as she's LOOKING OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WINDOW!!!!! Fuck that commercial.

Also, I like sex, it's pleasant.

Arya Stark 06-22-2012 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted by tore (Post 1201331)
I can't remember :p:



I find it a little weird that she would tell me to say her name, as if hearing her own name turns her on. Not super strange, like asking me to wrap her hair around my dingdong and make love to her do, but still a bit unusual in my experiece.
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1201333)
some girls here have asked me to say their names in French or German or Italian

it is some sort of turn on with them

problem is how do I actually say a Chinese name in those languages?

it's alright if they have an English name
Yeah but it's totally normal. I've heard a lot of people say it, it's even something you hear on television and stuff like that-- because it's normal.

I would never think it's weird for someone to ask you to say their name. It's so regular.

Janszoon 06-22-2012 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez (Post 1202367)
Is that Katy Perry?
No, it's Angela Lansbury.

Howard the Duck 06-23-2012 02:16 AM
sex is overrated

Burning Down 06-23-2012 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1202420)
Also, I like sex, it's pleasant.
Is it? I should try it sometime! :laughing:

Howard the Duck 06-23-2012 08:07 AM
does anyone else like to examine their genitals during coitus?

or is that just me?

or ever had the experience where a group of guys agreed to wank in a group with the lights turned off, and when they turn on the lights, it's only me masturbating?

Justthefacts 07-11-2012 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1202439)
sex is overrated
For some reason, when I talk to my girlfriend about nailing her the day before, I tend to build it up and get really excited so when I finally do have sex with her, I can't have an orgasm. But when I'm just in bed with her watching a movie or listening to music or something and I decide I wanna plug her, I have an orgasm. Anyone else deal with this? It's usually the spontaneous sex that I blow a load. I don't understand...

Edit: I was gonna respond to what Howard the Duck said but I merged into this

Rjinn 07-11-2012 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1202439)
sex is overrated
Hands feel. Lips press. Tongues touch. Up and down up and down, in and out in and out then... Poof! It's done.

PoorOldPo 07-11-2012 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1202439)
sex is overrated
Someone has rated it?

Zer0 07-11-2012 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Rjinnx (Post 1207640)
Hands feel. Lips press. Tongues touch. Up and down up and down, in and out in and out then... Poof! It's done.
That was quick.


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