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Old 06-20-2012, 11:22 AM   #5251 (permalink)
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I like this game.
Brilliant.
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Old 06-22-2012, 12:13 AM   #5252 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2012, 01:46 AM   #5253 (permalink)
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Shouldn't it be all the way up the pee hole not down?
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Old 06-22-2012, 01:50 AM   #5254 (permalink)
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Well if he was in an aroused state it would be pointing upwards so if you pushed on it you would be pushing down.

And why the hell am I even thinking about this?
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Old 06-22-2012, 07:39 AM   #5255 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:39 AM   #5256 (permalink)
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Oh god yes! I'm seriously starting to hate her. Her show is kinda charming, but I hate the way that they seemed to be shoving her down my throat when it first came on. "Adorkable" is not a word that anybody has ever used before some douchebag suit invented it with the help of a focus group. And that stupid iPhone commercial! Seriously! WHO HAS TOMATO ****ING SOUP DELIVERED?!?!?!?! Nobody that's ****ing who! Except for hipsters trying to convince people that they're quirky.

Well, that was an unhealthy amount of anger towards a random celebrity.
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Old 06-22-2012, 06:07 PM   #5257 (permalink)
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Is that Katy Perry?
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Old 06-22-2012, 06:08 PM   #5258 (permalink)
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Is that Katy Perry?
Looks like Zooey Deschanel.
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Old 06-22-2012, 06:55 PM   #5259 (permalink)
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Oh god yes! I'm seriously starting to hate her. Her show is kinda charming, but I hate the way that they seemed to be shoving her down my throat when it first came on. "Adorkable" is not a word that anybody has ever used before some douchebag suit invented it with the help of a focus group. And that stupid iPhone commercial! Seriously! WHO HAS TOMATO ****ING SOUP DELIVERED?!?!?!?! Nobody that's ****ing who! Except for hipsters trying to convince people that they're quirky.

Well, that was an unhealthy amount of anger towards a random celebrity.
You, uh, really hate hipsters, don't you?
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:07 PM   #5260 (permalink)
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