Since he's often on the subject, I think this song could use some Zappa.

News: Penis size linked to finger measurements.

Well, I think now we can draw our own conclusions.

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/5...rbalhand02.jpg

Erm, we done that in primary school.

I like that this seems to imply that there are "conditions" that are related to penis length. There very well might be, but this still makes me laugh. :laughing:

You're not even logged in, could be anyone. Also why not close some tabs, jesus.

And his forefinger and ring finger are almost as long as his middle finger. Dude's packin' a cocktail weenie.

Your penis looks very much like a hand old chap.

If that's his penis, it may be freakish, but it's enormous.

I mean, blow jobs must be awkward for him.

You dont have much variation in your finger length. :)


Edit: awkward :/