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Old 04-12-2012, 04:15 AM   #5151 (permalink)
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Jealous ;.;

Is it weird to ask you to love them a bit extra from me? ?
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Old 04-12-2012, 12:10 PM   #5152 (permalink)
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Simultaneous orgasms with my partner and I two nights in a row.

I think that's a new record.
That's a pretty awesome experience, isn't it. I love when that happens.
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Old 04-12-2012, 01:23 PM   #5153 (permalink)
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That's a pretty awesome experience, isn't it. I love when that happens.
I love it. So physically tiring though.
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Old 05-09-2012, 11:58 PM   #5154 (permalink)
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I perfected squirt positioning
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Old 05-10-2012, 02:48 AM   #5155 (permalink)
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I've wondered whether squirting is real or not, although I think someone convinced me it is earlier in this thread. I've never been with someone who has squirted so it's a bit mythical to me.

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So, uhm .. what's the position?
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Old 05-10-2012, 05:56 AM   #5156 (permalink)
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I find squirting so unbelievably weird.
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Old 05-10-2012, 07:39 AM   #5157 (permalink)
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I find squirting so unbelievably weird.
i find it quite sexy, tbh
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Old 05-10-2012, 09:28 AM   #5158 (permalink)
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one of my exes and I screwed in a graveyard once in the dead of winter.

my ex-husband was incapable of reaching orgasm unless I was bound and helpless (which is funny because I'm incapable of reaching true happiness unless his soul is crushed).

lastly the most incredible thing is taking the virginity of someone you really, really love and finding that they don't perform like a virgin. at all.
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Old 05-10-2012, 09:32 AM   #5159 (permalink)
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I've wondered whether squirting is real or not, although I think someone convinced me it is earlier in this thread. I've never been with someone who has squirted so it's a bit mythical to me.
Well, I imagine it'd be a pretty hard thing to fake. I certainly hope it's not fake. Though I imagine being with a girl that squirted would be rather inconvenient. It would rule out public sex, or anywhere else you didn't have a tarp and a mop handy.
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Old 05-10-2012, 09:36 AM   #5160 (permalink)
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Well, I imagine it'd be a pretty hard thing to fake. I certainly hope it's not fake. Though I imagine being with a girl that squirted would be rather inconvenient. It would rule out public sex, or anywhere else you didn't have a tarp and a mop handy.
I don't see why any woman would ever want to do that.

It's sticky and messy enough when a guy blows his load inside of you. I can't imagine making the mess worse by forcefully ejecting it. Ew.
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