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Old 04-04-2012, 10:32 PM   #5131 (permalink)
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So the first time I ever stuck my dick in a vag. Best feeling ever. Going from virgin to non virgin is quite the experience.
My first time was kind of awkward because I really had no idea of what to expect. But at least he knew what he was doing (not his first time).

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Old 04-04-2012, 10:34 PM   #5132 (permalink)
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My first time was kind of awkward because I really had no idea of what to expect. But at least he knew what he was doing (not his first time).
my first time i wasn't even fully erect

cos i was drunk

and partially raped
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 04-05-2012, 12:31 AM   #5133 (permalink)
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just put an age-rating or something

jayshredzz April Fool's isn't that funny

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^ if you're referring to the family oriented thing.

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JESUS CHRIST IT WAS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE.

GET THE **** OVER IT.

anyway.
Huh? Are you talking to me? I don't even know what you're talking about.
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Old 04-05-2012, 12:37 AM   #5134 (permalink)
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I don't know what got over me. It was toward you, but wasn't my intention to go off like that. I don't even think I had any reason to do that in the first place. My apologies.
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Old 04-05-2012, 04:59 AM   #5135 (permalink)
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I don't know what got over me. It was toward you, but wasn't my intention to go off like that. I don't even think I had any reason to do that in the first place. My apologies.
I don't think Blastingas is aware of the whole Jayshreddz thing on the forum, he was probably too busy listening to his Bob Dylan albums.
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Old 04-05-2012, 02:22 PM   #5136 (permalink)
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I don't think Blastingas is aware of the whole Jayshreddz thing on the forum, he was probably too busy listening to his Bob Dylan albums.
Well, either way. I shouldn't have targeted him.
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Old 04-05-2012, 10:41 PM   #5137 (permalink)
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Well, either way. I shouldn't have targeted him.
um, did you get infracted?
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Old 04-05-2012, 11:01 PM   #5138 (permalink)
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um, did you get infracted?
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Old 04-06-2012, 03:33 AM   #5140 (permalink)
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