The Sexual Experience Thread

Howard the Duck · 04-02-2012, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I'm never going to get laid again...sob.

well, New Zealand ain't that far from Malaysia

*hint*

Key · 04-02-2012, 11:35 PM

Haven't had sex in a week or so. Meh, female bodies and nature just sucks...

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-03-2012, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Yeah, about 3 hours ago

Too bad you don't live here. I know two great guys who are good looking and single and who won't waste your time.

Dayum I've got to get myself over to you! Kiwi guys are stupid and mean, no respect. That's why I've always dated international men.

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Originally Posted by Tuna

Did not know this problem existed for women.

Hehe no it doesn't, I could get laid easily but I want to find a guy who has time to date me. I got dumped over a txt the other day by a 29 year old guy. So pathetic.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez

It does not. You are still correct.

Yip sure is!

And howard, one word - giggity.

Burning Down · 04-03-2012, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Dayum I've got to get myself over to you! Kiwi guys are stupid and mean, no respect. That's why I've always dated international men.

I could say the same thing about guys I know who are just from Canada. Not all of them but a few of them. That's why I went for a Serbian guy, haha

You'd be in luck with these guys I mentioned because both of them are from Europe

mr dave · 04-03-2012, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by milano

Haven't had sex in a week or so.

Since 2004.

midnight rain · 04-03-2012, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by mr dave

Since 2004.

I actually thought he was gay, no offense intended milano.

blastingas10 · 04-03-2012, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by milano

Also keep in mind that I was a virgin until about...a month ago. I'm still getting used to it!

Exactly. Nobody that is new to sex can last very long, unless they beat their meat and watch porn excessively, even then they might not. No amount of porn and chicken choking can prepare you for the moment when the beaver is on your wood.

midnight rain · 04-03-2012, 11:33 AM

Samantha Brick on the downsides to looking pretty: 'Why women hate me for being beautiful' | Mail Online

Question for the Brits: Is this what passes for 'beautiful' over there, or is it just her swole head?

Seriously, I thought the article was an April Fools joke, but if it is then it's a day late!

Key · 04-03-2012, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Tuna

I actually thought he was gay, no offense intended milano.

Lawl. No worries. I surprisingly get that a lot.

Burning Down · 04-03-2012, 12:44 PM

For a long time people thought I was asexual because I had never kissed a guy until I was 20, almost 21. I was just late to the game.

04-02-2012, 11:35 PM	#5052 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	Haven't had sex in a week or so. Meh, female bodies and nature just sucks...

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midnight rain Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,711	Samantha Brick on the downsides to looking pretty: 'Why women hate me for being beautiful' \| Mail Online Question for the Brits: Is this what passes for 'beautiful' over there, or is it just her swole head? Seriously, I thought the article was an April Fools joke, but if it is then it's a day late!

04-03-2012, 12:44 PM	#5060 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	For a long time people thought I was asexual because I had never kissed a guy until I was 20, almost 21. I was just late to the game.