Music Banter - The Sexual Experience Thread

Hehe no it doesn't, I could get laid easily but I want to find a guy who has time to date me. I got dumped over a txt the other day by a 29 year old guy. So pathetic.

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Originally Posted by Dr. Rez (Post 1173006)

It does not. You are still correct.

Yip sure is!

And howard, one word - giggity.

Burning Down

04-03-2012 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1173096)

Dayum I've got to get myself over to you! Kiwi guys are stupid and mean, no respect. That's why I've always dated international men.

I could say the same thing about guys I know who are just from Canada. Not all of them but a few of them. That's why I went for a Serbian guy, haha

You'd be in luck with these guys I mentioned because both of them are from Europe :)

mr dave

04-03-2012 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by milano (Post 1173012)

Haven't had sex in a week or so.

Since 2004.

midnight rain

04-03-2012 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by mr dave (Post 1173164)

Since 2004.

I actually thought he was gay, no offense intended milano.

blastingas10

04-03-2012 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by milano (Post 1169141)

Also keep in mind that I was a virgin until about...a month ago. I'm still getting used to it!

Exactly. Nobody that is new to sex can last very long, unless they beat their meat and watch porn excessively, even then they might not. No amount of porn and chicken choking can prepare you for the moment when the beaver is on your wood.

midnight rain

04-03-2012 10:33 AM

Samantha Brick on the downsides to looking pretty: 'Why women hate me for being beautiful' | Mail Online

:laughing:

Question for the Brits: Is this what passes for 'beautiful' over there, or is it just her swole head?

Seriously, I thought the article was an April Fools joke, but if it is then it's a day late!