The Sexual Experience Thread

Howard the Duck · 03-20-2012, 11:06 AM

i seem to wake up now and then in my sleep with a throbbing boner and sweat all over my body

Guybrush · 03-20-2012, 11:13 AM

When I was a teenager, I would sometimes suffer the delayed morning wood. The one that comes during first hour of class when you're sitting at your desk, trying to stay awake.

Such a nuisance.

Salami · 03-20-2012, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by tore

When I was a teenager, I would sometimes suffer the delayed morning wood. The one that comes during first hour of class when you're sitting at your desk, trying to stay awake.

Such a nuisance.

I get that in morning exams, it's entirely involuntary and completely robs me of concentration.
I also seem to get them a lot in physics lessons a lot, which is very odd and I can't thing why.

The Batlord · 03-20-2012, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Salami

I also seem to get them a lot in physics lessons a lot, which is very odd and I can't thing why.

All that kinetic energy and potential energy no doubt.

Dr_Rez · 03-20-2012, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

All that kinetic energy and potential energy no doubt.

Howard the Duck · 03-21-2012, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by tore

When I was a teenager, I would sometimes suffer the delayed morning wood. The one that comes during first hour of class when you're sitting at your desk, trying to stay awake.

Such a nuisance.

i get them everyday when i was a teen

it would totally rob me of the lessons in school and i end up mostly staring at the teacher's boobs

Dr_Rez · 03-22-2012, 01:17 AM

I used to walk through the woods with my first girlfriend when I was 16 to go to her house. Every 20 or so feet I would have to stop walking and tuck my not so massive boner into my pants. I never understood why only walking through those woods I got such wood. It didnt happen else where just there, it was embarrassing.

Key · 03-25-2012, 01:51 AM

I have a question. Is it normal for a male such as myself to feel the need to get a handjob / masturbate to reach orgasm after having sex? It's like I didn't get enough of an orgasm during sex so I have to have another orgasm for some reason.

Phantom Limb · 03-25-2012, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by milano

I have a question. Is it normal for a male such as myself to feel the need to get a handjob / masturbate to reach orgasm after having sex? It's like I didn't get enough of an orgasm during sex so I have to have another orgasm for some reason.

Just try having sex longer.

Key · 03-25-2012, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb

Just try having sex longer.

It just depends on how excited I am. I can last anywhere from 30 seconds to 5 minutes. But I suppose having sex longer should have been obvious enough.

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Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,360	I used to walk through the woods with my first girlfriend when I was 16 to go to her house. Every 20 or so feet I would have to stop walking and tuck my not so massive boner into my pants. I never understood why only walking through those woods I got such wood. It didnt happen else where just there, it was embarrassing. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

03-25-2012, 01:51 AM	#4998 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	I have a question. Is it normal for a male such as myself to feel the need to get a handjob / masturbate to reach orgasm after having sex? It's like I didn't get enough of an orgasm during sex so I have to have another orgasm for some reason.