The Sexual Experience Thread (mp3 player, member, iPod, quote, Horn)

Guybrush · 04-16-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by 333

So, I gotta head out after this one, but quickly about holding a vibrator while you're having sex:

I just got an amazing toy that involves no holding. It's called an ibuzz. I won't go into detail, but it basically pulsates/vibrates with your ipod/mp3 player. Sure, simple sex is always great, but a little extra never hurt.

Girls get all the funny toys.

Barnard17 · 04-16-2009, 02:16 PM

Well, boys would too but most of us tend to take issue with shoving stuff up our *******s.

Guybrush · 04-16-2009, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Fal

Well, boys would too but most of us tend to take issue with shoving stuff up our *******s.

Or having a small iBuzz vibrator tickling your brown-eye when you listen to music on your iPod. :p
Yeahyeah, I realize it wouldn't have to go on your *******.

Freebase Dali · 04-16-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by toretorden

Or having a small iBuzz vibrator tickling your brown-eye when you listen to music on your iPod. :p
Yeahyeah, I realize it wouldn't have to go on your *******.

I remember someone telling me a long time ago of an idea to make an interactive cyber-sex toy that's USB and controlled by the other person and vice versa... like something that hooks to the guys penis and inserts into the girl's Vajayjay, (or another guy's chute) and is controlled by the other person via buttons while cyber-sexing it up.
Haha...
Now that I think about it, that's just...

Guybrush · 04-16-2009, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

I remember someone telling me a long time ago of an idea to make an interactive cyber-sex toy that's USB and controlled by the other person and vice versa... like something that hooks to the guys penis and inserts into the girl's Vajayjay, (or another guy's chute) and is controlled by the other person via buttons while cyber-sexing it up.
Haha...
Now that I think about it, that's just...

I would never buy that :p

.. Except perhaps as a gift joke, but that's also unlikely.

Freebase Dali · 04-16-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by toretorden

I would never buy that :p

.. Except perhaps as a gift joke, but that's also unlikely.

Hah, yea it'd be a pretty insinuating gift.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 04-16-2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Fal

When I go down on a girl, they say they come. Whether they do or not is a different matter. I quite enjoy giving oral, as long as basic hygiene is observed and I don't have half a bush going up my nostrils. But then some people only really get off from penetrative so I guess you could be one of those.

And hey ... if it leads to you desiring more sex I think most men really wouldn't complain too much ... :P

You're right I mean it personally doesn't worry me if they don't go down on me at all, it just ends up being a hassle pretending to enjoy it. I instead save the guys stamina so he can do me all night long.

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Originally Posted by 333

Vanilla, oh, vanilla. I always like responding to you. I see you were extremely happy about the DP question. I raise my eyebrow at you, woman. Secondly, the cumming during oral sex. I think that it is amazing, and my heart flinched a little when you said you only came once or twice from it.

So, I hope to not offend you (or anyone else, mainly syd), but have you ever had a woman go down on you? Let's face it, we're more sensual and we've vaginas, too, so most of us know what we're doing down there. Also, another tip is penetration AND clitoral stimulation. Some of the best orgasms, girl.

Aww ditto! I havn't had a woman go down on me before but I have definitely thought about it. I've always heard it's so much better oral wise, but I think if I stuck with a girl I'd end up missing the ****.

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Originally Posted by Fal

Obviously, as with the taste of semen, it's very much diet based but I'm yet to taste a horny girl that tasted like chocolate and vanilla (no pun).

It still would taste good if it was flavoured as me

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Originally Posted by 333

Christ, Fal. How did I know your silence meant you were typing me a novel? :P

You're right, tongue-****ing is no good for the g-spot, but that's not why I like it. There ARE other sensitive areas aside from the clit. And yes, I know the clit is the most sensitve area and I also know what my juices chemically consist of. I guess some guys just need to acquire a taste for it, but I've been with a couple that enjoy the taste of pussy.

The contractions of an orgasm differ in the contractions of kegals in that an orgasm pulsates a little faster. Though it's a fairly simple and quick process, in order for me to clench my vaginal muscles, I have to think about it first, do it, and repeat. This takes much more time then with I'm explosively pulsating from a hard orgasm. With the squirting, I think all women are capable of doing it; however, the ways to trigger it varies from woman to woman. I, for one, can only do it with clitoral and penetrative stimulation. I can't stress much more on how beneficial toys can be in the bedroom. Let's just put it this way. Your tongue, nor your **** will be able to vibrate - EVER.

And clitoral stimulation and penetration are only two tasks. With all the knowledge you dropped on me about vaginas and oral sex, I did not realize you'd have problems with double-tasking.

I find that I can clench quite easily but like you said, if I'm about to come then there's less control. I was told with squirting it's all down to whether you can get passed the feeling you're going to pee. I often get to that point and think no I can't do it but it's about losing that control and you should be able to do it. So I'm told.

I think your idea about toys in the bedroom is a great one, and I shall be incorporating that into my bedroom. Because they're there a guy knows you're confident, so that means I might just get some clit stimulation that I've wanted.

midnight rain · 04-16-2009, 06:21 PM

People need to quit defining things to try and prove their intellectual capabilities. Here's a hint: no one cares, we all use words loosely based on how we perceive them. And usually it's pretty clear what that person means by that word based on how it's used in the sentence, we don't need Webster's input every time either, it's redundant.

That being said, the idea of DP isn't very appealing to me as a guy, though another girl and a strap-on can make a DP sound great!

Dr_Rez · 04-16-2009, 06:40 PM

My god this has gone to far.

NSW · 04-16-2009, 06:49 PM

I think 51 pages of posts in less than 10 days has got to be some kind of record, no?

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midnight rain Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,711	People need to quit defining things to try and prove their intellectual capabilities. Here's a hint: no one cares, we all use words loosely based on how we perceive them. And usually it's pretty clear what that person means by that word based on how it's used in the sentence, we don't need Webster's input every time either, it's redundant. That being said, the idea of DP isn't very appealing to me as a guy, though another girl and a strap-on can make a DP sound great!