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Old 03-15-2012, 05:38 PM   #4981 (permalink)
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So, uh .. was he erect?

If I was to measure my schlong, I''d like to be the hardest I can be.
Yes! Apparently men get erections while sleeping with every REM cycle.

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I would hope so. What a letdown that would have been. Hope he got a happy ending for his troubles.
Yeah, later on he did
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Old 03-16-2012, 12:53 AM   #4982 (permalink)
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Yes! Apparently men get erections while sleeping with every REM cycle.
Yes, yes we do. REM erection sleepover awareness party!
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Old 03-16-2012, 02:09 AM   #4983 (permalink)
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Yes! Apparently men get erections while sleeping with every REM cycle.
Yes, we just can't help ourselves.

Anyone ever slept in the same bed as a girl "friend" (not sexual partner) and worried slightly that she will by chance discover your throbbing member in the morning and feel offended/violated?
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Old 03-16-2012, 08:27 AM   #4984 (permalink)
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Hahahaha, does morning wood happen EVERY morning? As a girl who has shared many beds with male friends I'm curious.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 03-16-2012, 08:31 AM   #4985 (permalink)
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Yes, we just can't help ourselves.

Anyone ever slept in the same bed as a girl "friend" (not sexual partner) and worried slightly that she will by chance discover your throbbing member in the morning and feel offended/violated?
I'm a girl but I'll still answer that question. Yes, a couple of times I have slept in the same bed with a platonic male friend, noticed that he was obviously hard (never saw anything because it was all under blankets), and didn't think anything of it because I already knew about the erections during the night thing.

Guys, if she is smart and knows that the body exercises EVERY reflex during the night during REM sleep, I don't think she will be offended or anything
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Old 03-16-2012, 08:31 AM   #4986 (permalink)
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i haven't got a morning bone in ages
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Old 03-16-2012, 08:42 AM   #4987 (permalink)
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I wouldn't be offended if I woke up next to a throbber, perhaps a bit awkward seen as we would be plainly friends, I would never think it was caused by me either.
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Old 03-16-2012, 10:12 AM   #4988 (permalink)
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i haven't got a morning bone in ages
I think it has to do with how much you masturbate or have sex. The more I do, the less morning wood and wet dreams I have.
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Old 03-16-2012, 09:34 PM   #4989 (permalink)
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I think it has to do with how much you masturbate or have sex. The more I do, the less morning wood and wet dreams I have.
Opposite for me. More sex I have with someone or myself the more I want. Which is cool because if I am not getting any then I can go quite long without even wanting to pleasure my self let alone find someone else.
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Old 03-20-2012, 10:47 AM   #4990 (permalink)
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Yes! Apparently men get erections while sleeping with every REM cycle.
Then I must be having a REM cycle right now!
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