The Sexual Experience Thread

Arya Stark · 03-15-2012, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Is it weird that I actually measured my boyfriend's penis while he was asleep?

Lol would he not have done it on his own?

Salami · 03-15-2012, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Is it weird that I actually measured my boyfriend's penis while he was asleep?

To be honest, I wouldn't complain

Arya Stark · 03-15-2012, 02:19 AM

You wouldn't be conscious.

Burning Down · 03-15-2012, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar

Lol would he not have done it on his own?

He has, but I just wanted to see for myself

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Originally Posted by Salami

To be honest, I wouldn't complain

If I did it to you? Oh boy

Salami · 03-15-2012, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

If I did it to you? Oh boy

Er, I meant if I was in his position I would be comfortable with you doing that because that kind of emotional security in the relationship shows that you trust each other and I think there's nothing wrong with it.

However, if you were offering to measure mine, I'm not quite sure what to say. I'd probably be more worried about receiving the wrath of your boyfriend more than anything.

Burning Down · 03-15-2012, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Salami

Er, I meant if I was in his position I would be comfortable with you doing that because that kind of emotional security in the relationship shows that you trust each other and I think there's nothing wrong with it.

Oh wow, sorry lol! In my defense, it was 7:40 AM and I had only been up for 20 minutes

Yeah we trust each other a lot

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Originally Posted by Salami

However, if you were offering to measure mine, I'm not quite sure what to say. I'd probably be more worried about receiving the wrath of your boyfriend more than anything.

You should be! He's probably stronger than you!

Salami · 03-15-2012, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Oh wow, sorry lol! In my defense, it was 7:40 AM and I had only been up for 20 minutes

Yeah we trust each other a lot

Aw, that's nice! I don't think I'm that far in a relationship to really be able to say that about her - if I started measuring her breasts or something and she woke up, I'd be more than embarrassed.

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You should be! He's probably stronger than you!

If I look at the situation from his shoes, I'd be cracking my knuckles if I found my girlfriend doing that to some foreign ginger kid like me. I'd ask her thoroughly disinfect her hands too after defenestrating him.

Guybrush · 03-15-2012, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Is it weird that I actually measured my boyfriend's penis while he was asleep?

So, uh .. was he erect?

If I was to measure my schlong, I''d like to be the hardest I can be.

FRED HALE SR. · 03-15-2012, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tore

So, uh .. was he erect?

If I was to measure my schlong, I''d like to be the hardest I can be.

I would hope so. What a letdown that would have been. Hope he got a happy ending for his troubles.

duga · 03-15-2012, 05:11 PM

I'm average, but I've never had complaints from long term girlfriends. One night stands are all about me, so I never really cared to get an honest critique from them. They seemed to enjoy it, too, and that's all I care about. As long as you aren't tiny even when hard, I think the old saying "it's how you use it" really applies.

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