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Old 03-13-2012, 01:15 PM   #4961 (permalink)
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Yeah you can definitely be too big. I know girth is just as important. And I would think so too. But that's what I've seen as being the average on a few different sites, so I guess that must be it. Kind of weird really. That's one of the smallest. We only beat out Asian countries... and Ireland.


In all seriousness though, I find those values a little on the small side. I will admit that my sample space for that comment is roughly 1, so probably not very accurate.
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Old 03-14-2012, 09:49 AM   #4962 (permalink)
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Yeah you can definitely be too big. I know girth is just as important. And I would think so too. But that's what I've seen as being the average on a few different sites, so I guess that must be it. Kind of weird really. That's one of the smallest. We only beat out Asian countries... and Ireland.
I just noticed that. Yeah, the Curse of the Irish is a terrible thing. My poor countrymen. Luckily I'm at least average. Which is god like for an Irishman I guess.
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Old 03-14-2012, 10:00 AM   #4963 (permalink)
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i'm huge for an asian

that's due to my Japanese/Chinese/Malay hybrid again, I suppose
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Old 03-14-2012, 04:25 PM   #4964 (permalink)
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i'm huge for an asian

that's due to my Japanese/Chinese/Malay hybrid again, I suppose
Is your penis pixelated too?
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Old 03-14-2012, 10:34 PM   #4965 (permalink)
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Is your penis pixelated too?
nah, i wear shielded tesselated glass over it
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Old 03-14-2012, 10:51 PM   #4966 (permalink)
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Is it weird that I actually measured my boyfriend's penis while he was asleep?
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:53 PM   #4967 (permalink)
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In a way, yes. But he is your boyfriend, so not really. If he was just a friend, or even worse an acquaintance, then definitely.
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Old 03-14-2012, 11:54 PM   #4968 (permalink)
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It all depends what you measured it with I guess.
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That too.
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In a way, yes. But he is your boyfriend, so not really. If he was just a friend, or even worse an acquaintance, then definitely.
Ah, I knew it was kind of weird! In almost a year of having sex with him, I never really cared to know his size. Then I got curious lol!

Yeah, measuring someone who's just an acquaintance would be downright creepy and perverted!

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It all depends what you measured it with I guess.
Measuring tape? Haha.
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