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Old 03-02-2012, 09:12 PM   #4801 (permalink)
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I used her legs like forceps and put her in the reverse cowgirl position with her arms turned up in the air. Messed with her hair a bit too. I would usually finish it up with a titwank with arm clutch action.

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Jeez he said carry on, not make it weird lol
That's not weird that's boredom You'd all be mentally scarred if I shared my weird stuff lol
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Old 03-02-2012, 09:33 PM   #4802 (permalink)
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I used her legs like forceps and put her in the reverse cowgirl position with her arms turned up in the air. Messed with her hair a bit too. I would usually finish it up with a titwank with arm clutch action.



That's not weird that's boredom You'd all be mentally scarred if I shared my weird stuff lol
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Old 03-02-2012, 09:54 PM   #4803 (permalink)
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Hey so can I! Just not right now... I have to wait a couple of weeks...
I can have it but I'm getting abdominal cramps afterwards so I really should hold off. Sex with my boyfriend is insanely good.

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aw yeah.
Giggity!
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Old 03-03-2012, 12:27 PM   #4804 (permalink)
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when I was 12, I ****ed the little barbie doll toilet roll holder lady between the legs in many positions...all on her perfect little feet and little plastic titties
WTF is a "little barbie doll toilet roll holder lady"?!
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Old 03-03-2012, 12:44 PM   #4805 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2012, 12:46 PM   #4806 (permalink)
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Cruckster, I'm putting it out there that you were probably the victim of abuse.
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Old 03-03-2012, 01:02 PM   #4807 (permalink)
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I wasn't, but thanks for demonstrating why I hate people. I titty ****ed dolls when I was a kid because I was a normal hormonal pubescent kid. You make up rumours about me because you weren't, dude.

I know them all and I'm bored at the way people start the same rumours in the same pattern everywhere. It's ****in boring man, go write a book if your imagination is that active.
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Old 03-04-2012, 06:01 AM   #4808 (permalink)
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Haha yes! Sadly . Musicbanter corrupt me.
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:57 AM   #4809 (permalink)
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My innocence was lost when I watched some movie about butterflies eating people.
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Old 03-04-2012, 10:13 AM   #4810 (permalink)
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Mine was lost summer 2009(: when i hooked up with the enemy
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