lol. Jesus. :laughing:

Exactly. That's why I suggested toys. :D <-- see how happy I am about 'em?

I've never been with two guys at the same time. And I don't know how I feel about gang bangs ...

They're overrated. Better if they are left to the professionals.

And I can understand why you would think that, what with the taste of my balls still fresh in your mouth. Try Listerine.

I think you have a point, crash.

off topic, but is that you in your avatar?

edit: :rofl: damn, satchmo, that was brutal. now MY e-ears are hurting.

Maybe the avatar, maybe because I'm arguing the definition of fetish for no real reason, I don't deny that smart-alec wouldn't be a phrase that would go to waste on me ...

Girth based stimulation only, from my perspective (though not having a vagina may bias that). I'd be very impressed to meet a person with a tongue long enough and strong enough to be able to really do much for the g-spot. And while tongue ****ing isn't especially, bad to really have much effect I've found you'd need to be there for a while (which starts to ache) and it's generally time better spent on the clit. If the girl likes it, sure but I wouldn't advocate it especially. Not least because all too often I've hard girlfriends that, after I've been down on them, complain that their previous blokes mostly ignore the clit during oral and think their tongue must be as good as any penis.

Believe me, making a fuss and complaining about cooties is not my scene. However, vaginal lubricant is an acid (primarily because it helps to sterilise the vagina and prevent bacterial infections) and you can go to any length to clean before hand (which will help, a lot, and definitely get rid of that fishy smell) but once turned on the bad taste will start to return. Obviously, as with the taste of semen, it's very much diet based but I'm yet to taste a horny girl that tasted like chocolate and vanilla (no pun).

Not that I complain about it during. Hell, I expect her to take the same from me. It's all about the give and take.

I am aware :).

Kegel exercises replicate this also. They've had the contractions during but I'm an exceptionally distrusting person regarding sex and never believe them no matter the extent they've gone to fake it ;) I think the only time I'll believe is when I encounter a squirter.

That sounds an awful lot like multi-tasking ... See, I tell you men just can't compete :(

Fal, girls with nice lips turn me on. Is that a fetish?

Ok, that's it... En Garde!!!
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lol thats me back in my metal band days. on the bass.

Define nice ... are we talking Pete Burns lips? Because that's a problem, not a fetish ...

But yes, taking particular sexual interest in something that isn't actually just sex would be a fetish. Do you take it to the extent where one would say you have a lip fetish? I don't know.

Is this directed at me? It's about 4 years old. I've had my hair cut, grown it long again and then had it cut since and keep it short now.

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This is me, far left, at the drink the bar dry at Uni fairly recently. It's a good photo because unlike most of the ones of me, I'm not mind boggling drunk and I'm smiling instead of doing a silent yell at the camera. I'd like to claim I'm a pimp because of all the women, but they're flatmates so unfortunately I don't get the cool factor I otherwise would.

Edit: mea culpa, didn't realise crash was in his avatar too.

No I was just wondering how far to take the literal definition.