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Old 02-28-2012, 10:15 PM   #4741 (permalink)
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Honestly, im calling bullshit on the 11 times in one night. Like I'm not saying it's not possible, I just don't think it happens within normal life.
It happened, trust me. And I'm not the kind of person that makes **** up on the internet to look cooler/whatever.
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:17 PM   #4742 (permalink)
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I did it 500 million times in one night. True story.
maybe a few but not 500 mill
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:17 PM   #4743 (permalink)
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It happened, trust me. And I'm not the kind of person that makes **** up on the internet to look cooler/whatever.
What about that time you claimed you were really Neil Armstrong?
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:20 PM   #4744 (permalink)
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maybe a few but not 500 mill
No, it's true. I did it 15,000 times per second from sunset to sunrise for an entire evening once.
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:21 PM   #4745 (permalink)
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your girlfriend must have a vagina of steel
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:26 PM   #4746 (permalink)
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Shh... don't tell my wife about my girlfriend.
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:29 PM   #4747 (permalink)
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I ****ed your wife 12 times last night
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:31 PM   #4748 (permalink)
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Without waking me up? Man, you're good. I'm a pretty light sleeper.
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:41 PM   #4749 (permalink)
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What about that time you claimed you were really Neil Armstrong?
Um, I meant that I was his female supermodel re-carnation. Duh.
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:51 PM   #4750 (permalink)
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Without waking me up? Man, you're good. I'm a pretty light sleeper.
without waking either of you up :-/
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