The Sexual Experience Thread

jackhammer · 02-28-2012, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

You're the same as every other girl I know. I'm just weird, but it fucking rules!

Question for the males on this forum:

How many times have you cum and then kept screwing a chick? My boyfriend did a record of 11 times. He's a freaking psycho, we went for 3 hours and no matter how many times he came, he was still hard. His cum levels obviously reduced. He's pretty much the best sex I've ever had.

My best was 5 times with the last being a dry run for me (felt like frigging sandpaper) so your man is better than me!

~~Farfisa~~ · 02-28-2012, 09:36 PM

I think it's depressing that this is the most active thread on MUSIC BANTER. Seriously, whatever happened to talking about music these days?

duga · 02-28-2012, 09:37 PM

I like to listen to Sade when I'm boning.

Maybe this could be a new thread?

**Janszoon** · 02-28-2012, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Farfisa

I think it's depressing that this is the most active thread on MUSIC BANTER. Seriously, whatever happened to talking about music these days?

So go post about some music.

Sparky · 02-28-2012, 09:58 PM

Honestly, im calling bullshit on the 11 times in one night. Like I'm not saying it's not possible, I just don't think it happens within normal life.

**Janszoon** · 02-28-2012, 10:01 PM

I did it 500 million times in one night. True story.

~~Farfisa~~ · 02-28-2012, 10:03 PM

I still have sex with ponies.

Sparky · 02-28-2012, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I did it 500 million times in one night. True story.

thats very time effective

Phantom Limb · 02-28-2012, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

I did it 500 million times in one night. True story.

You're a beast. I can only do it 300 million times a night

**Janszoon** · 02-28-2012, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Phantom Limb

You're a beast. I can only do it 300 million times a night

Practice makes perfect.

02-28-2012, 09:37 PM	#4733 (permalink)
duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	I like to listen to Sade when I'm boning. Maybe this could be a new thread? __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...

02-28-2012, 10:01 PM	#4736 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	I did it 500 million times in one night. True story. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

02-28-2012, 09:36 PM	#4732 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	I think it's depressing that this is the most active thread on MUSIC BANTER. Seriously, whatever happened to talking about music these days?

02-28-2012, 09:58 PM	#4735 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	Honestly, im calling bullshit on the 11 times in one night. Like I'm not saying it's not possible, I just don't think it happens within normal life.

02-28-2012, 10:03 PM	#4737 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	I still have sex with ponies.