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02-28-2012, 10:49 AM | #4711 (permalink) |
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I think if he ever reads this conversation he might lose a little of his manhood
Yeah, like you don't want to stop just to turn the light on or off... so it doesn't really matter to me either. |
02-28-2012, 10:50 AM | #4712 (permalink) |
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I find stress really kills my mood during the week, so I tend to go crazy on my girlfriend on the weekend. A good day would be 3 times...morning, afternoon, and one before bed...but I'd say that's all I can manage these days. When I was 17/18 my record was 6, but I don't think there is any possible way I could pull that off again.
Vanilla, your boyfriend is a beast.
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02-28-2012, 10:51 AM | #4713 (permalink) |
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it would just kill the mood if you had to stop what your doing
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shake it for me:)
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02-28-2012, 10:52 AM | #4715 (permalink) | |
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He shouldn't feel any less of a man. I whack it two, three, four times a day, but I can count the amount of times I've done it twice in a row on one hand (Hee hee! One hand...). The willy just wasn't made for that kind of abuse.
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02-28-2012, 10:52 AM | #4716 (permalink) | |
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That being said, lights on or off really depends on my mood.
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02-28-2012, 10:54 AM | #4717 (permalink) | |
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Or whether you paid $50 or $500.
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02-28-2012, 10:59 AM | #4718 (permalink) |
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Haha...you have no idea how close I've come to hiring a hooker. Prostitution is legal in Singapore, and being a horny teenager I really considered it. They all have required healthchecks, they are cheap, they hot as hell, and I would frequently get drunk in the red light district...I mean they even require a license to practice prostitution. In the end, a place to do the deed is what stopped me. In my 20's, though, I got too close. Luckily, the night I was prepared to fork over the money I had ended up blowing all my cash on alcohol (the only time this was a good thing). The next weekend, I had a conversation with one of the hookers and decided to ask her what she thought of her work, considering it's legal and everything. She ended up telling me she hated it and it was the only way she could afford to send money back to her family in Indonesia. She hated ugly white businessmen groping all over her...it broke my heart. So yeah, now I'll officially never hire one.
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02-28-2012, 11:45 AM | #4719 (permalink) |
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or idk what else can go wrong that would kill the mood
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02-28-2012, 11:49 AM | #4720 (permalink) |
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Or he's good at hiding a dildo & a pot of yoghurt
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