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Old 02-28-2012, 10:49 AM   #4711 (permalink)
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either way its great .. the last time it was with the lights of because , we didnt feel like turning the lights on haha
Yeah, like you don't want to stop just to turn the light on or off... so it doesn't really matter to me either.
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:50 AM   #4712 (permalink)
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I find stress really kills my mood during the week, so I tend to go crazy on my girlfriend on the weekend. A good day would be 3 times...morning, afternoon, and one before bed...but I'd say that's all I can manage these days. When I was 17/18 my record was 6, but I don't think there is any possible way I could pull that off again.

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Old 02-28-2012, 10:51 AM   #4713 (permalink)
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Yeah, like you don't want to stop just to turn the light on or off... so it doesn't really matter to me either.
it would just kill the mood if you had to stop what your doing
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:51 AM   #4714 (permalink)
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I find stress really kills my mood during the week, so I tend to go crazy on my girlfriend on the weekend. A good day would be 3 times...morning, afternoon, and one before bed...but I'd say that's all I can manage these days. When I was 17/18 my record was 6, but I don't think there is any possible way I could pull that off again.

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all day long haha
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Old 02-28-2012, 10:52 AM   #4715 (permalink)
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He shouldn't feel any less of a man. I whack it two, three, four times a day, but I can count the amount of times I've done it twice in a row on one hand (Hee hee! One hand...). The willy just wasn't made for that kind of abuse.
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it would just kill the mood if you had to stop what your doing
Unless I had to go reset the breaker in the basement or something, I don't think flicking a switch would be a total mood killer. At that point if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.

That being said, lights on or off really depends on my mood.
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That being said, lights on or off really depends on my mood.
Or whether you paid $50 or $500.
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Or whether you paid $50 or $500.
Haha...you have no idea how close I've come to hiring a hooker. Prostitution is legal in Singapore, and being a horny teenager I really considered it. They all have required healthchecks, they are cheap, they hot as hell, and I would frequently get drunk in the red light district...I mean they even require a license to practice prostitution. In the end, a place to do the deed is what stopped me. In my 20's, though, I got too close. Luckily, the night I was prepared to fork over the money I had ended up blowing all my cash on alcohol (the only time this was a good thing). The next weekend, I had a conversation with one of the hookers and decided to ask her what she thought of her work, considering it's legal and everything. She ended up telling me she hated it and it was the only way she could afford to send money back to her family in Indonesia. She hated ugly white businessmen groping all over her...it broke my heart. So yeah, now I'll officially never hire one.
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Unless I had to go reset the breaker in the basement or something, I don't think flicking a switch would be a total mood killer. At that point if I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it.

That being said, lights on or off really depends on my mood.
or idk what else can go wrong that would kill the mood
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My boyfriend did a record of 11 times. He's a freaking psycho,
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