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Old 12-09-2011, 12:27 PM   #4571 (permalink)
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I thought the hymen wasn't so much a shield as it was a ring. Like, it doesn't block the vagina so much as constrict it. Of course I'm also pretty ignorant on the subject.
You are right, and don't seem ignorant on it at all! It's scary how little some people know about lady parts, I always used the story of the pregnant girl I knew who didn't know you pee out of a different hole than you have sex with...lord
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I always used the story of the pregnant girl I knew who didn't know you pee out of a different hole than you have sex with...lord
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Old 12-09-2011, 12:35 PM   #4573 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2011, 12:43 PM   #4576 (permalink)
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all i know is they pee out of a different hole than the one they crap out of
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She looks like the giant Stay Pufft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. Good god.
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all i know is they pee out of a different hole than the one they crap out of
True with most men, as well.
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They do!?
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Old 12-09-2011, 01:05 PM   #4580 (permalink)
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all i know is they pee out of a different hole than the one they crap out of
Lol. If you **** them in the hole they pee out of, you'll probably get smashed in the face, or you have a very, very tiny dick
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