She probably doesn't even have a hymen. That's ludicrous. Sex is sex.

i know just what to do
i want to fuack, fuack, fuack you, fuack you

Just wrong-hole her and say 'oops'. That's what I'd do if I was a guy.

different sensation

and yes, she is still a virgin so there's a bit of work and some blood

I think its quite a weird way to go about things. I understand people who don't have sex but give bj's and stuff, but I've never heard anyone to get anal as some sort of replacement.

Say what? Anal sex preserves virginity? What sort of logic is that?

Anyway, I thought the hymen was more or less bull****. (As in it not saying anything about whether one had sex.)

Some women aren't even born with one and most hymens break in childhood aswell. Wrong-hole her.

Lol. I like your style :D.

i have no idea

she runs on her own logic

As long as it doesn't bug you its probably not a problem. Do you ever ask her about it?