The Sexual Experience Thread

Sneer · 12-07-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

They're the ones getting all the sex. Because they don't go on the Internet as much as we do.

I wish to debunk your theory by stating that I haven't gotten any in like, 5 months. And this is roughly my 4th post in here. 5 now... Slowly moving up the board of shame.

s_k · 12-07-2011, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Funnily enough I've only had sex once this entire year. No jokes. When I have a boyfriend I go hard sexually but I don't sleep with randoms out of relationships.
So Urban, your theory is correct.

I haven't had sex (well, real sex) in over two years and I talked about it less.
Myth... busted.
Same reason you have by the way. I do sleep out of relationships, just not out of love as I've mentioned before. And all my loved ones are in relationships. It's really that simple

s_k · 12-07-2011, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio

I really don't know. Every girl I've dated has had at least one, some more disturbing than others (feet and candle wax girl) and I don't deny that I have fetishes.

Could it be different for lesbians? I Don't know.
I know some of my girlfriends have preferences like "Big dicks" or something like that. But real fetishes... naah.

Salami · 12-07-2011, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Stu

I wish to debunk your theory by stating that I haven't gotten any in like, 5 months. And this is roughly my 4th post in here. 5 now... Slowly moving up the board of shame.

I agree with you. You didn't nominate me as "troll of the year" for nothing!
In the interests of preventing me from being shamed further, I think I'll stop posting here for a while. Unless Urban makes fun of me again. I always walk into those.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 12-07-2011, 01:32 PM

I wish you'd walk into this instead.

Salami · 12-07-2011, 02:26 PM

Well, okay then, BITE ME I suppose.

Howard the Duck · 12-07-2011, 07:09 PM

i haven't had any "normal" sex in 2 years

i've only received blow-jobs, handjobs and given my fiancee anal

(she wants to preserve her hymen for some reason, until marriage)

Engine · 12-07-2011, 07:13 PM

Which is she - Mormon or Catholic?

Howard the Duck · 12-07-2011, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Engine

Which is she - Mormon or Catholic?

Taoist-Buddhist

14232949 · 12-08-2011, 06:32 AM

Whats the bets I'll have sex before Xmas?

Also, I'd recommend the song Wanna Come Back To My Room and Watch Some Belle & Sebastion by the band called This Town Needs Guns whilst having sex.
It's a great mood setter if you're not a clichéd ridden try-hard.
Seriously, try putting it on next time.

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Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I wish you'd walk into this instead. __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

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Engine air quote Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: pollen & mold Posts: 3,108	Which is she - Mormon or Catholic? __________________ Like an arrow, I was only passing through.

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14232949 The Big Dog Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Scotland Posts: 1,989	Whats the bets I'll have sex before Xmas? Also, I'd recommend the song Wanna Come Back To My Room and Watch Some Belle & Sebastion by the band called This Town Needs Guns whilst having sex. It's a great mood setter if you're not a clichéd ridden try-hard. Seriously, try putting it on next time. Last edited by 14232949; 12-08-2011 at 07:13 AM.

12-07-2011, 02:26 PM	#4546 (permalink)
Salami Get in ma belly Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Derbyshire Posts: 1,385	Well, okay then, BITE ME I suppose.