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Sneer 12-07-2011 12:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1129156)
They're the ones getting all the sex. Because they don't go on the Internet as much as we do.
I wish to debunk your theory by stating that I haven't gotten any in like, 5 months. And this is roughly my 4th post in here. 5 now... Slowly moving up the board of shame.

s_k 12-07-2011 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1128961)
Funnily enough I've only had sex once this entire year. No jokes. When I have a boyfriend I go hard sexually but I don't sleep with randoms out of relationships.
So Urban, your theory is correct. :D
I haven't had sex (well, real sex) in over two years and I talked about it less.
Myth... busted.
Same reason you have by the way. I do sleep out of relationships, just not out of love as I've mentioned before. And all my loved ones are in relationships. It's really that simple :D

s_k 12-07-2011 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThePhanastasio (Post 1129150)
I really don't know. Every girl I've dated has had at least one, some more disturbing than others (feet and candle wax girl) and I don't deny that I have fetishes.
Could it be different for lesbians? I Don't know.
I know some of my girlfriends have preferences like "Big dicks" or something like that. But real fetishes... naah.

Salami 12-07-2011 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu (Post 1129165)
I wish to debunk your theory by stating that I haven't gotten any in like, 5 months. And this is roughly my 4th post in here. 5 now... Slowly moving up the board of shame.
I agree with you. You didn't nominate me as "troll of the year" for nothing!
In the interests of preventing me from being shamed further, I think I'll stop posting here for a while. Unless Urban makes fun of me again. I always walk into those.

Urban Hat€monger ? 12-07-2011 01:32 PM
I wish you'd walk into this instead.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l99/urbanH/pit.jpg

Salami 12-07-2011 02:26 PM
Well, okay then, BITE ME I suppose.

Howard the Duck 12-07-2011 07:09 PM
i haven't had any "normal" sex in 2 years

i've only received blow-jobs, handjobs and given my fiancee anal

(she wants to preserve her hymen for some reason, until marriage)

Engine 12-07-2011 07:13 PM
Which is she - Mormon or Catholic?

Howard the Duck 12-07-2011 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Engine (Post 1129419)
Which is she - Mormon or Catholic?
Taoist-Buddhist

14232949 12-08-2011 06:32 AM
Whats the bets I'll have sex before Xmas?

Also, I'd recommend the song Wanna Come Back To My Room and Watch Some Belle & Sebastion by the band called This Town Needs Guns whilst having sex.
It's a great mood setter if you're not a clichéd ridden try-hard.
Seriously, try putting it on next time.


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