The Sexual Experience Thread (Kiss, quote, performance, '88, Ching)

[333]

Just to clarify this for you, darkest. I don't know what veridical means when he says 'dive in', but when I said it, I meant the muff, my friend, the muff. That's the true way to a girls heart.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Darkest Hour

Sounds like a pussy tbh

A guy too afraid of his own performance sounds pretty pussy to me, tbh...

See what I'm getting at?

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by 333

Just to clarify this for you, darkest. I don't know what veridical means when he says 'dive in', but when I said it, I meant the muff, my friend, the muff. That's the true way to a girls heart.

Oh that's what I meant, girl. That's what I meant.

[333]

^ aw, you went there! cut him some slack. :P

edit: this was meant for what you posted before the one above.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by 333

^ aw, you went there! cut him some slack. :P

Someone needs to shock him out of his virginity hang-up, and as homo as it sounds, I'm putting 9 inches minus 2 into it. lol...

[333]

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Someone needs to shock him out of his virginity hang-up, and as homo as it sounds, I'm putting 9 inches minus 2 into it. lol...

Yeah, growing up I was really close with my bro and though he was older than me, he lost his v after me AND I kissed a chick before him, so I'm familiar with the I'm-still-a-virgin angst. When it comes down to it, we're all different and we're all ready at different times. I got into that **** WAY before I knew what I was doing, and I kind of wish I would have experimented a little bit more with myself, but hey, there's still time for that.

I think darkest, you should take advantage of both situations: being a virgin and experimenting with yourself (and porn, of course) AND the first **** you have and making it good for YOU. Most likely, the girl you first have sex with isn't going to be a virgin, so don't feel bad - she's probably been ****ed well plenty times. And if she's bitching, you'll most likely be ready for round two within minutes.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by 333

Yeah, growing up I was really close with my bro and though he was older than me, he lost his v after me AND I kissed a chick before him, so I'm familiar with the I'm-still-a-virgin angst. When it comes down to it, we're all different and we're all ready at different times. I got into that **** WAY before I knew what I was doing, and I kind of wish I would have experimented a little bit more with myself, but hey, there's still time for that.

I think darkest, you should take advantage of both situations: being a virgin and experimenting with yourself (and porn, of course) AND the first **** you have and making it good for YOU. Most likely, the girl you first have sex with isn't going to be a virgin, so don't feel bad - she's probably been ****ed well plenty times. And if she's bitching, you'll most likely be ready for round two within minutes.

I think his whole hang-up is that the girl probably knows what she likes and he thinks he's not able to provide it.
Personally, when you're a virgin, thinking in terms of anything other than your own gratification is a waste of time. Get your squirrel off and GTFO. Give it a couple minutes then dive into round 2.
If the girl's been around the block once or twice, she won't turn down the opportunity for another go round. Especially when you blast her abdomen after a pull-out and notify her it's your first time.

Shock factor: A long enough pause to choose your next target.

[333]

So now that we've posted a few pages about darkness' virginity, let's get back to business.

DP: yes or no?

[SATCHMO]

Originally Posted by 333

So now that we've posted a few pages about darkness' virginity, let's get back to business.

DP: yes or no?

Good god, you don't **** around. Do You? My virgin e-ears are burning!

[Barnard17]

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Sexual fetishism - sexual attraction to objects or body parts not conventionally viewed as being sexual in nature.

And Boo Boo, I'm not talking about chicks shaving their heads.
And since when is my name Donny? lol. I'm actually wondering about that part.

Edit: I can see where the misunderstanding came from... I was responding to ZZZ when I made that first comment. Your reply was not part of anything I said.

Originally Posted by Janszoon

You just answered your own question. Because a majority of people like it.

No, you ignored the point. That and you're both wrong in your understanding of the word fetish.


fetish noun (fetishes) 1 in primitive societies: an object worshipped for its perceived magical powers. 2 a procedure or ritual followed obsessively, or an object of obsessive devotion. 3 a an object other than the sexual organs that is handled or visualized as an aid to sexual stimulation; b a person's attachment to such an object.


Fetish has nothing to do with popularity.