Music Banter - The Sexual Experience Thread

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Originally Posted by The Monkey (Post 1127312)

A mate of mine told a really disgusting story about he a sex adventure of his. It's really far out, but he's not the person to make stuff up, so I'm split over its authenticity.

He was having anal sex with a one-night-stand when he felt pain on the head of his penis. He pulled his dick out and a tape worm had bitten hold of his penis, coming out of her ass. He kept pulling his dick out, but more of the worm was coming out of the ass. It was several feet long. It finally let go of his dick and disappeared back into the ass.

He hasn't kept in touch with the girl.

ew that reminds me of this

too_much_info: So glad I found this community, it's per

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So glad I found this community, it's perfect for me! LOL I've got a lot of stories. Here's one that happened to the bf and I after a night of heavy drinking and pot smoking.

We put the son to bed and started playing the 360. Well for some reason video games always make me really horny, I think it's the constant mind stimulation, and mixed with the alcohol and pot I was *really* horny! I basically mounted my boyfriend right there and demanded he fuck me. Of course like the good pet I trained him to be he got right to it and started taking off his clothes.

His dick was already hard, it's so cute how boys can go from tired to standing at attention in 0.5 of a second, and I started to suck it while fingering my clit. We were getting really into it and I wanted him to eat my pussy so I motioned for him to go "down there" and helped guide his head toward my lady bits. Well he's eating me REALLY good and I'm almost squirting from the sheer pleasure when I notice his tongue was slowing down a lot and I hear this muffled "what the **** is that?"

"What?" I asked, thinking it was something outside the window beside us or a bug running past or SOMETHING like that. He comes up from between my legs and without even looking at me says "this" while ripping something out that was encrusted in my pubes. And when I say encrusted I mean it was so stuck in and to my pubes that when he pulled it, he got rewarded with a horrifying shriek when he pulled out a continuous line of my pubes with it.

To make it even more grim: I've got a full bush... and what he pulled was LONG. After I screamed every expletive I know at him, finished bawling my eyes out, and my twat finally cooled down, I looked at what he pulled out. Yeah.. it was a noodle. Like a spaghetti noodle. Really have no idea how it got there. We had spaghetti a few nights earlier but what a peculiar place to find a noodle. Not sure what it was encrusted in, I'm betting old period goop but I didn't get a close enough look. Boyfriend didn't say anything about noticing a smell so I don't know.

Anyway hope all enjoyed that. It's funnier now looking back but at the time, OWW!