The Sexual Experience Thread

[lucifer_sam]

Originally Posted by Paloma

I'm bringing this back

I have jiiizzz in my hair for the very first time

edit: wtf j i z z is censored?

Now this seems a bit tame in comparison.

And what do you know, jissom isn't censored at all.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

Pshh.. jokes don't make people bleed from the ass.

I like to think they can if they're particularly caustic.

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

Now this seems a bit tame in comparison.

And what do you know, jissom isn't censored at all.

Well go-lly mister

[Howard the Duck]

i'm still a virgin in the ass

erm, no, actually, i did allow my ex to screw me with a strap-on

[s_k]

Haha, I'm not even grossed out by Paloma's story.
It's just that.. **** happens. And I think it's pretty awesome she just wrote that story down here. No biggie

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by Stu

I'm never entering this thread again.

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by s_k

Haha, I'm not even grossed out by Paloma's story.
It's just that.. **** happens. And I think it's pretty awesome she just wrote that story down here. No biggie

[s_k]

Hahaha, exactly.
Even girls.

[Queen Boo]

One time I had sex and then I went and told people on the Internet about it. Then I tried to will some of my internal organs to stop working and eventually gave up and just looked in the mirror and cried.

[Howard the Duck]

what I wanna know is - are you experienced?
not necessarily stoned, but beautiful