The Sexual Experience Thread

[EvilChuck]

Willpower my friend, just ignore it and it will go away. What if you pop a boner while you're out shopping? Do you stop what you're doing and beat your meat in the shop?

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by EvilChuck

Willpower my friend, just ignore it and it will go away. What if you pop a boner while you're out shopping? Do you stop what you're doing and beat your meat in the shop?

I don't mean I'm helpless, but if I'm at home not really doing anything I tend to think about sex. And when you're at home not really doing anything is prime time.

[EvilChuck]

Get some other hobbies then. There is loads of stuff that is more productive than wanking, and when you eventually do meet a girl you like you'll have some interesting stuff to bring up in conversation that isnt 'I had the best wank earlier, shot my load in like 2 minutes it was that good!'.

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by EvilChuck

Get some other hobbies then. There is loads of stuff that is more productive than wanking, and when you eventually do meet a girl you like you'll have some interesting stuff to bring up in conversation that isnt 'I had the best wank earlier, shot my load in like 2 minutes it was that good!'.

I think we have very different tastes in women.

[highoctane93]

u guys are gr8 lol here is my take on thangs:
1.deuce ur gay
2.batlord ill always love ur posts
3.loose lips ur amazing
4.evil ur simple and funny

<3

[Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra]

Originally Posted by highoctane93

u guys are gr8 lol here is my take on thangs:
1.deuce ur gay
2.batlord ill always love ur posts
3.loose lips ur amazing
4.evil ur simple and funny

<3

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by highoctane93

u guys are gr8 lol here is my take on thangs:
1.deuce ur gay
2.batlord ill always love ur posts
3.loose lips ur amazing
4.evil ur simple and funny

<3

I think she just called you retarded, Evilchuck

[Dr_Rez]

I always hear that if you masturbate to often your sex drive will decrease and you wont be bothered to go out and find real partners. I find that to be a load a ****. I could wank all day and night and im sure I would still be out chasing pretty girls to hell and back.

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by RezZ

I always hear that if you masturbate to often your sex drive will decrease and you wont be bothered to go out and find real partners. I find that to be a load a ****. I could wank all day and night and im sure I would still be out chasing pretty girls to hell and back.

exactly that's some stupid myth going around.

Also another thing that like you only masturbate if you aren't having sex. I tend to masturbate more when I'm getting sex regularly so that's complete bull**** as well.

[EvilChuck]

Originally Posted by Paloma

I think she just called you retarded, Evilchuck

I'm more concerned that he decided to use the adjective part of my username to refer to me. I dont want to sound like a grammar nazi (or do I!?) but clearly the noun is Chuck, not Evil.

Originally Posted by RezZ

I always hear that if you masturbate to often your sex drive will decrease and you wont be bothered to go out and find real partners. I find that to be a load a ****. I could wank all day and night and im sure I would still be out chasing pretty girls to hell and back.

Why dont you try it then? Stop wanking, and only allow yourself to climax if you're with a woman. I'm certain your desire to get a woman will increase if you know thats the only way you're allowing yourself to have an orgasm.