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Howard the Duck 06-03-2011 12:58 AM

i haven't had sex for a month and it's killing me

Farfisa 06-03-2011 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1064042)
that's impossible. no man on earth can live without sex or masturbating for a week.

I never said I didn't masturbate.

DoctorSoft 06-03-2011 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 1064082)
I never sad I didn't masturbate.

:(

Howard the Duck 06-03-2011 09:36 AM

I'm never sad because I didn't masturbate

Farfisa 06-03-2011 11:11 AM

Oh shoot, typo.

The Batlord 06-03-2011 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1064139)
I'm never sad because I didn't masturbate

I know this isn't the point of the post, but does anyone else beat off too much? I feel like I have to at least once a day, and it's barely even fun anymore, it's like a chore. Not the worst chore mind you, but not as fun as is shoulg be.

EvilChuck 06-03-2011 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1064175)
I know this isn't the point of the post, but does anyone else beat off too much? I feel like I have to at least once a day, and it's barely even fun anymore, it's like a chore. Not the worst chore mind you, but not as fun as is shoulg be.

Then just stop. You'll find you're getting more boners that way as well, because you arent relieving the tension, and that'll give you the motivation to go out and get laid.

djchameleon 06-03-2011 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1064175)
I know this isn't the point of the post, but does anyone else beat off too much? I feel like I have to at least once a day, and it's barely even fun anymore, it's like a chore. Not the worst chore mind you, but not as fun as is should be.

I'm the same way as you with the feeling of having to do it at least once a day but it's not a chore for me but more of a habit. I usually do it to relax myself even more before going to lay down so I can fall asleep easily.

Howard the Duck 06-03-2011 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1064289)
I'm the same way as you with the feeling of having to do it at least once a day but it's not a chore for me but more of a habit. I usually do it to relax myself even more before going to lay down so I can fall asleep easily.

yeah same here as well - a force of habit - take the sleeping meds then wank then blissful sleep

The Batlord 06-04-2011 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by EvilChuck (Post 1064200)
Then just stop. You'll find you're getting more boners that way as well, because you arent relieving the tension, and that'll give you the motivation to go out and get laid.

But that's the point. It's not like I set out to do it. I just pop a boner and I gotta relieve it or else I won't be able to concentrate on anything else.


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