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Old 05-20-2011, 12:17 AM   #4211 (permalink)
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The average depth of a vagina is like six inches guys

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and when we're aroused, they expand widthwise.
Anything larger than 7 in most cases bumps the cervix and isn't any fun
What you really should be worrying about is if your dick is curved, that's much better than a large one
Damnit, my penis is straighter than a ruler.
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:59 AM   #4212 (permalink)
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it's like i'm reading posts from politicians debating about some stuff only that it is sexual in nature. weird
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Old 05-20-2011, 02:05 AM   #4213 (permalink)
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Size only matters to a point. It's a cliche saying, but it's true: "it's not the size of the tool, it's how you use it". The inner walls of the vagina are actually not very erotically sensitive compared to the lips and the clitoris. If you can stimulate the outer parts of the vagina well enough, it doesn't mean **** how long you are.
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Old 05-20-2011, 02:22 AM   #4214 (permalink)
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Size only matters to a point. It's a cliche saying, but it's true: "it's not the size of the tool, it's how you use it". The inner walls of the vagina are actually not very erotically sensitive compared to the lips and the clitoris. If you can stimulate the outer parts of the vagina well enough, it doesn't mean **** how long you are.
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Old 05-20-2011, 03:23 AM   #4215 (permalink)
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Damnit, my penis is straighter than a ruler.
no problem just use one of these every once in awhile during foreplay

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Old 05-20-2011, 03:49 AM   #4216 (permalink)
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no problem just use one of these every once in awhile during foreplay

can't see the attachment. what was it?
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Old 05-20-2011, 03:56 AM   #4217 (permalink)
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One of those *****'s that's shaped to hit the g-spot.
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Old 05-20-2011, 03:59 AM   #4218 (permalink)
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One of those *****'s that's shaped to hit the g-spot.
come on, my fingers are neither 2 inches long nor they can't bend
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Old 05-20-2011, 04:11 AM   #4219 (permalink)
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Old 05-20-2011, 04:12 AM   #4220 (permalink)
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i'm not following anything here
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