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Old 05-19-2011, 10:33 AM   #4181 (permalink)
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i guess for striaght couple's sex, the bigger the better.
but talking about gay sex, the bigger, the more painful.

The bigger the better is mostly what some females that are size queens look for.

There is also this misconception that if you have a bigger size then you are more confident and there is also penis envy that goes around where some guys feel like they always have the ask the girl that they are with if they were big enough.
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:35 AM   #4182 (permalink)
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The bigger the better is mostly what some females that are size queens look for.

There is also this misconception that if you have a bigger size then you are more confident and there is also penis envy that goes around where some guys feel like they always have the ask the girl that they are with if they were big enough.
i never experienced this penis envy/insecurity at all. good for me, i guess.
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:36 AM   #4183 (permalink)
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The bigger the better is mostly what some females that are size queens look for.

There is also this misconception that if you have a bigger size then you are more confident and there is also penis envy that goes around where some guys feel like they always have the ask the girl that they are with if they were big enough.
i'm just being literal

aw nvm, this is cyberspace

you can't bloody well read my expression as I'm typing this so nobody really knows whether I'm showing off or whether it is the truth

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i have no problems even if I'm pencil-dicked

i'll just learn to take it up the ass like our good fren here
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:38 AM   #4184 (permalink)
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i'm just being literal

aw nvm, this is cyberspace

you can't bloody well read my expression as I'm typing this so nobody really knows whether I'm showing off or whether it is the truth

"nobody knows my trouble but God"

i have no problems even if I'm pencil-dicked

i'll just learn to take it up the ass like our good fren here
No need to get worked up Big Guy. Its just a cock.
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:40 AM   #4185 (permalink)
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No need to get worked up Big Guy. Its just a cock.
am i?

i take my penis less seriously than this board
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Old 05-19-2011, 10:41 AM   #4186 (permalink)
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i take my penis less seriously than this board
Good on you. I take my penis for what it is, just something hanging between my legs that i abuse occassionaly.
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Old 05-19-2011, 11:25 AM   #4187 (permalink)
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The average depth of a vagina is like six inches guys

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and when we're aroused, they expand widthwise.
Anything larger than 7 in most cases bumps the cervix and isn't any fun
What you really should be worrying about is if your dick is curved, that's much better than a large one
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Old 05-19-2011, 12:38 PM   #4189 (permalink)
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The average depth of a vagina is like six inches guys

jsyk

and when we're aroused, they expand widthwise.
Anything larger than 7 in most cases bumps the cervix and isn't any fun
What you really should be worrying about is if your dick is curved, that's much better than a large one
Some women can be bottomless, that is just the average. I think the curve is generally considered very arousing good point, i'm assuming it must massage the clit during intercourse. But couldn't you just use your tongue and fingers and get the same effect as the curved shaft.
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Some women can be bottomless, that is just the average. I think the curve is generally considered very arousing good point, i'm assuming it must massage the clit during intercourse. But couldn't you just use your tongue and fingers and get the same effect as the curved shaft.
*jumps in before Paloma plays sex-ed teacher*

Dude seriously do you even know what a clit is? Your post makes no sense.

Also, I'm big and curved so I rule.
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