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Old 05-18-2011, 12:06 PM   #4131 (permalink)
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i second that
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Old 05-18-2011, 01:08 PM   #4132 (permalink)
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:00 PM   #4133 (permalink)
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he said he's big for an asian, that means he's like 4 inches instad of 2.5
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:09 PM   #4134 (permalink)
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he said he's big for an asian, that means he's like 4 inches instad of 2.5
Oh i get it, hes cutting the Trojans in half.
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:11 PM   #4135 (permalink)
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Try swimming up in vag juice.
Gotta say... those little soldiers got heart.
the vag juice is actually made to assist in the process so I don't think they are swimming up more like going with the flow
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Old 05-18-2011, 10:48 PM   #4136 (permalink)
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he said he's big for an asian, that means he's like 4 inches instad of 2.5
6.8 inches erect

3.5 inches unerect
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Old 05-18-2011, 10:53 PM   #4137 (permalink)
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6.8 inches erect

3.5 inches unerect
TY for those exact measurements we really needed to know this information.
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Old 05-18-2011, 10:54 PM   #4138 (permalink)
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TY for those exact measurements we really needed to know this information.
but they were doubting me, Cap'n

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Old 05-18-2011, 10:55 PM   #4139 (permalink)
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That's possible?
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Old 05-18-2011, 10:56 PM   #4140 (permalink)
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^^yeah the one you use for clothes measurement
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