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Old 05-12-2011, 05:54 AM   #4051 (permalink)
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Really? I fast forward through BJs 100% of the time.
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Old 05-12-2011, 05:55 AM   #4052 (permalink)
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i bet the reason why cunilingus isn't that popular is because it stinks.
It is popular though, so there goes your theory.
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Old 05-12-2011, 06:25 AM   #4053 (permalink)
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Really? I fast forward through BJs 100% of the time.
yes BJs are so fucking boring in porn. I fast forward through that as well.
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Old 05-12-2011, 06:29 AM   #4054 (permalink)
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i don't even watch much hardcore porn

i usually watch pervert porn
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 05-12-2011, 07:46 AM   #4055 (permalink)
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i bet the reason why cunilingus isn't that popular is because it stinks.
What, the vagina stinks? No it doesn't.
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Old 05-12-2011, 07:47 AM   #4056 (permalink)
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What, the vagina stinks? No it doesn't.
it stinks in a GOOD way
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:01 AM   #4057 (permalink)
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It doesn't even really stink if you ask me
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:29 AM   #4058 (permalink)
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It doesn't even really stink if you ask me
the key word that is missing is that it CAN stink pretty badly

I'm guessing you have never heard of the fish jokes related to it.

There is some slight truth to that. Something with pH balance being off and just having a horrible odor.
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:56 AM   #4059 (permalink)
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well, i do like seafood

there's a brand of crisps in the UK called "scampi fries" which smells a lot like vagina
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Old 05-12-2011, 09:05 AM   #4060 (permalink)
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the key word that is missing is that it CAN stink pretty badly
I'm guessing you have never heard of the fish jokes related to it.
There is some slight truth to that. Something with pH balance being off and just having a horrible odor.
Hmmm, so far so good I guess
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