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Old 05-06-2011, 12:06 PM   #4021 (permalink)
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I suppose you've had a rather good sexual experience then .
Very much ontopic.
i guess lol im sure if i were sober most times i would have actually enjoyed them better lol

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woww lol wish i was at ur parties
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Old 05-06-2011, 12:25 PM   #4022 (permalink)
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i guess lol im sure if i were sober most times i would have actually enjoyed them better lol
Yeah, drunk sex kinda sucks. Especially if you're a dude.
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Old 05-06-2011, 12:46 PM   #4023 (permalink)
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Yeah, drunk sex kinda sucks. Especially if you're a dude.
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Old 05-06-2011, 12:55 PM   #4024 (permalink)
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WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THA-uh, I mean...what are you talking about?
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Old 05-08-2011, 01:18 PM   #4025 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2011, 07:17 PM   #4026 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2011, 08:39 AM   #4027 (permalink)
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Sounds sexy. I love a man who can't get it up.

And why is that? :P
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Old 05-09-2011, 10:18 AM   #4028 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2011, 10:58 AM   #4029 (permalink)
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Yeah, drunk sex kinda sucks. Especially if you're a dude.
yeah lol guys are SLOPPY when drunk

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