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Old 04-21-2011, 06:39 AM   #4001 (permalink)
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Makes you wonder who she'd be having the sex with then.
Well unless I'm mistaken, the sex would have to take place in the kitchen anyway to incorporate everything else.
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Old 04-21-2011, 06:44 AM   #4002 (permalink)
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Well unless I'm mistaken, the sex would have to take place in the kitchen anyway to incorporate everything else.
I thought her and the mailman would be in the kitchen cleaning things up and you would be in the living room recliner yelling for a beer.
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Old 04-21-2011, 06:55 AM   #4003 (permalink)
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wait, she would be getting done doggie style so her hands are free.
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wait, she would be getting done doggie style so her hands are free.
Of course, I thought that went without saying...
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So there is no reason she can't clean with one hand, cook with the other and get a beer from the fridge with her mouth. Other than sucking **** what is it useful for?
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Old 04-21-2011, 07:08 AM   #4006 (permalink)
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and play Tekken with her toes as well
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So there is no reason she can't clean with one hand, cook with the other and get a beer from the fridge with her mouth. Other than sucking **** what is it useful for?
Certainly not mouthing back, that's for sure.
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Hell no, none of that. Infact if she does give lip, cut her tongue off. Women don't have any right to talk other than agreeing with any mans request.
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Old 04-21-2011, 07:34 AM   #4009 (permalink)
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Hell no, none of that. Infact if she does give lip, cut her tongue off. Women don't have any right to talk other than agreeing with any mans request.
whoa, cutting the tongue off is a bit far.

her tongue needs to stay in tact for sexual purposes.
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whoa, cutting the tongue off is a bit far.

her tongue needs to stay in tact for sexual purposes.
So you're a rim-job guy eh?

Never been a fan myself.
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