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Old 04-17-2011, 07:13 PM   #3991 (permalink)
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i have sex in public restrooms.
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Old 04-17-2011, 07:14 PM   #3992 (permalink)
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i have sex in public restrooms.
While other people are using it?
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Old 04-17-2011, 07:18 PM   #3993 (permalink)
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yep, i hand out towels, cologne, hand soap and breath mints while i do it.
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Old 04-21-2011, 04:18 AM   #3994 (permalink)
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I'd just like to point out that 'rape fantasy' for me isn't about blood and cutting and such. More so about being forcefully taken and helpless. It is so for most people. I hardly think losing blood is a turn on.
I would consider the two seperate festishes, to be honest. Some individuals may combine them, but I don't see a definite connection between them at all.
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Old 04-21-2011, 05:17 AM   #3995 (permalink)
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yep, i hand out towels, cologne, hand soap and breath mints while i do it.
Talk about multitasking! That's women for you.

Technically women should be able to cook dinner, clean and have sex at the same time.
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Old 04-21-2011, 06:07 AM   #3996 (permalink)
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Don't be ridiculous Vanilla, she should be able to bring me a beer aswell.
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and also beat me at Tekken at the same time
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and also beat me at Tekken at the same time


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Don't be ridiculous Vanilla, she should be able to bring me a beer aswell.
Makes you wonder who she'd be having the sex with then.
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I suppose they'd be conjoinned during coitus and both have to move to get the beer but the girl picks up the beer
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