Ah, forgetting names is awkward... I spent New Year's 06 with some mates at a lake and on the eve I was fooling around with a girl I'd met a couple of hours earlier who was a year or two younger than me. We were both pretty pissed.

Then I bumped into my cousin who is my age. She said hello to me, smirked and asked who the girl was, even though she probably recognised her from a junior class at high school. The worst part was that I didn't know the girl's name and stood there feeling like a twat. The girl was slightly scandalised at first as she told me her name but forgave me pretty quickly. My cousin found the whole thing very funny and said "Ok, I'll leave you two to your thing" and walked off.

I think you misread his statement.

Pulled a shocker on a girl once, but got a little too close to my face and it ruined everything, or so i thought, but I carried on my wayward son with what I was doing, then her friend came in and started rubbing my back...who was huge! Why would a very attractive girl and her huge friend think it would be cool to bust a 3? I told her I was too drunk to **** and went to sleep. I could have done my thing with a ****ty smelling finger, but the big ole gal ruined it for me.

Could have sent her to the kitchen and gained a few hours of getaway time.

Ha ha!! She was already in the kitchen all night and I was chillin with her friend and she kept coming in buggin the **** out of me..."I got jello shots!'' thankfully it wasnt "who wants to do body shots!"

hahaha... on a body like hers, you would have woken up in the hospital an hour later with alcohol poisoning.

Duuuude, I didnt click this link but I have read it years ago, **** around, hahah, I know a ton of guys who love to have anal sex with their girlfriends and nothing like that ever happens but im sure its very possible. I dont know why some people are so facinated with the anal sex, Im not, the pink is where its at for sure.

I knew something was up, Ive had two people ive met in my life tell me alomst the exact same story and I found it a bit strange...this explains it all.

Are we still on the anal thing? I'll admit it. I'm not usually one to turn it down. However, sometimes it does just turn into a pain in the ass (no pun intended), and half the time just ends up getting ditched, so I wash up, go back and finish it "as the good lord intended".

Pussy. Yes. Oral. Yes. Anal. Only if she REALLY wants to.

But to avoid a Tucker Max scenario, I'd be sure to remind her to use the bathroom and clean up first.