The Sexual Experience Thread (house, Kiss, member, myspace, quote)

[Guybrush]

I've never experienced anything quite as freaky as that. I've never been scared for my life after sex .. :p

Once, I thought I was going to have casual sex with this girl. She was on top and we were kissing, but then she started telling me to "say my name". Ehr, I didn't quite get it, so I got a bit confused and told her my name (note that we were both drunk at this moment). Then she said "not yours, my name" and the pause where I had to suddenly stop up and think a bit made it painfully obvious that I didn't really know it.

After that, she ran out of the room to throw up. Geez, awkward questions and puking. Way to kill the mood, girl!

[Barnard17]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Well I once got one in my teeth *retch*.

ONCE?! Oh good lord you poor thing! Not the dreaded pubes!

My stand on hair. Don't like it on the legs, should be trim about the pubic region and kept off the labia (I shouldn't be the one feeling the bristle of hair, lets put it that way) and as for armpits I don't mind either way.

Elephant sack, unfortunately I have nothing quite so exciting as you to impart. I don't think I'd've never contacted the girl ever again after that experience though, someone that randy tends to be worth keeping around.

[SydMM]

The big issue with me was that me and my guy kept gettin' interrupted. So he always had blue balls.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by ElephantSack

I'm just wondering, have any of you peoples had any awkward/strange or just straight ****ed-up sexual experiences?

I realize of course that most of us will not feel comfortable being the first to tell, so being the one that posed the question, I'll bite the bullet.

It was the third time that I had hooked up with this girl. She was 24 or 25 and I think I was 18. She took me back to her house again which was out in the ****in' boonies, about 45 minutes away from my place. I wasn't driving at the time, so I was pretty much up for anything. Call me trusting.
So we get started. Cool. Nothing out of the ordinary, until she pulls out the rope and handcuffs. And I was thinking, "Alright. I'll try anything once or twice." So I let her lock me up, imagining we would just get on with the freaky sex. Not quite.
She gets done tying and locking and sits on top of me. And immediately starts clawing the **** out of my chest and ribcage. Being young and open to new things, I let it go on for a few more seconds before I told her to take the cuffs off. Fun time was over. Talk about a bone kill.
She called me a poser because of something I had posted on my MySpace page. In my interests and hobbies I had posted Automatic Erotic Asphyxia as a joke to my friends. And she took it quite seriously I suppose.
Well, damned if I was gonna go through some **** like that and not get mine, so I bent her over the side of the bed, finished and jumped in bed to get some sleep.
She left the room, and that's when I got paranoid. Because that's when I saw her huge anti-depressant medication vials on the desk across the room. So I stayed there, not blinking until she got back, thinking she might come in with a butcher knife or something, I started looking around the room. My eye caught a Mag-Lite flashlight and I decided that if she came back looking for more blood, I was grabbing that mother****er.
So the next morning I had her drive me home as soon as possible and I never contacted her again.

That was my favourite part of the story

I don't think I've had anything to crazy but I once had a guy like my ass which was seriously weird. Are any of you guys into that?

[SATCHMO]

I hate ****ing girls in the ass. It's just my luck that i always end up finding the girls that actually like it.

[boo boo]

Again, I'm a virgin. But I don't think the idea of sticking my junk down a hole for which the primary purpose is disposing of feces sounds very appealing.

[Darkest Hour]

Originally Posted by boo boo

Again, I'm a virgin. But I don't think the idea of sticking my junk down a hole for which the primary purpose is disposing of feces sounds very appealing.

what! That's the ***est thing i've heard all day

[LoathsomePete]

Originally Posted by Darkest Hour

what! That's the ***est thing i've heard all day

Why?

Anyhow anal sex really doesn't appeal to me either, I mean how many girls are actually going to take an enema before hand? Also there is leakage after. I remember my last roommate ended ****ing his girlfriend ass and she leaked through out the night. I was pissed cause the apartment smelt like ****, but it was even worse in his bedroom.

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by Darkest Hour

what! That's the ***est thing i've heard all day

It's a f ucking waste exit not a playground.

Were you fond of sewage outflows as a kid? Just enquiring

[boo boo]

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