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Old 03-27-2011, 09:03 AM   #3841 (permalink)
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nah she knew, man. She knew. She's just waiting for the right time to use it against me.

"BLAH BLAH BLAH I WASH YOUR CLOTHES AND MAKE YOUR DINNER WHILE YOU WATCH DIRTY MOVIES SHAME ON YOU YOU DONT LOVE YOUR MOTHER!!!"


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Old 03-27-2011, 09:04 AM   #3842 (permalink)
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nah she knew, man. She knew. She's just waiting for the right time to use it against me.

"BLAH BLAH BLAH I WASH YOUR CLOTHES AND MAKE YOUR DINNER WHILE YOU WATCH DIRTY MOVIES SHAME ON YOU YOU DONT LOVE YOUR MOTHER!!!"


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Old 03-27-2011, 09:12 AM   #3843 (permalink)
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i don't mind guys who are a bit loud during sex but dang, sometimes, pure emotions and eye expression is becoming less sexy when interfered with a noisy mouth.
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Old 03-27-2011, 07:44 PM   #3844 (permalink)
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i don't mind guys who are a bit loud during sex but dang, sometimes, pure emotions and eye expression is becoming less sexy when interfered with a noisy mouth.
so you lied! Your not really a virgin!
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Old 03-27-2011, 07:55 PM   #3845 (permalink)
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idk about loud mouths but people's orgasm noises are hilarious
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Old 03-27-2011, 08:24 PM   #3846 (permalink)
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idk about loud mouths but people's orgasm noises are hilarious
Not really there fault though.
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Old 03-27-2011, 08:26 PM   #3847 (permalink)
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lmao I know, my boyfriend makes the most ridiculous noises ever when he comes
like a car starting up hahaha
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Old 03-27-2011, 08:29 PM   #3848 (permalink)
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lmao I know, my boyfriend makes the most ridiculous noises ever when he comes
like a car starting up hahaha
Have you ever mentioned it? He probably has no idea.
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Old 03-27-2011, 08:31 PM   #3849 (permalink)
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Lol yeah, post sex we always tease each other for our sex noises and I usually tease him for drooling in my hair and then he precedes to chase me around trying to drool on me more

we're disgusting
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Old 03-27-2011, 08:31 PM   #3850 (permalink)
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I don't really like a super loud girl. Not quiet either. Somewhere between, too loud is a turn off for me. One thing that used to piss me off is this one girl would always bite me when she was gettiing off. We used to bang in her basement at her parents house so had to be somewhat quiet and sometimes she would bite me in the chest and I would have that split second of getting super pissed off, but i was able to channel that into rougher sex so maybe it was actually a good thing. I don't know I just hate being bit during sex. I'll do the biting and choking and whatever else rough, but i don't want it done to me at all, it doesn't turn me on, I'd rather have the girl just lay there and be cute while I drill her
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